Gran Turismo 5, I take my 580 horsepower '69 Camaro Z28 around the Nuburgring in the wet. Most people in that situation would drive using extreme caution, easing on the throttle, braking early and gently, taking corners at low speed. Not me. I do what a real man would do. I floor it and trust that The Great and Mighty Lord God of Hoonage will get me through safely, provided I pray in the way he demands: with the sacred action of opposite lock.
OH GREAT AND MIGHTY LORD GOD OF HOONAGE! I THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT OF HORSEPOWER! MAY MY CARS FOREVER BE REAR-DRIVE, MAY MY SUSPENSION ALWAYS BE RUDIMENTARY AND BARELY ADEQUATE, MAY MY TIRES NEVER BE UP TO THE TASK, FOR YOU SHALL TAKE ME SIDEWAYS, AND THIS MASTERFUL APPLICATION OF OPPO IS MY GIFT TO YOU! I SHALL HOON FOREVER, FOR YOU ARE ALL THAT IS GOOD!