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Amnestic

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NewClassic said:
I once wrote a satirical article [http://fictaddict.blogspot.com/2007/05/texas-considering-anonymous-drop-off.html] about this. How in the hell did something so satirical ever come to pass?

Dear God, humans... If you keep this up, I'll call RAKtheUndead up, and we'll take the world over by sundown.
Only if I get to troll around cities picking up sixteen year old girls.

Waiiiit....
 

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in America are you actually taught that abstinence is a good thing to do in sex ed?
also i like looking at Sarah Palin (could end the statement there) say you should teach abstinence only sex ed and then her daughter the 17 single mother, hmmmmm i wonder why she was fucking stupid enough to not use a condom, her dumb fuck of a mother thought it was bad to teach her how to not ruin your life at 17. Then,its alright there being forced to marry each other. you know i hope he daughter is beaten to death by her husband just prove how stupid abstinence only sex ed is. (rant over)
 

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Keep in mind that I believe the Nebraska law to be utterly broken. While a correctly framed safe-haven law serves the purpose of devaluing total abandonment, the current state of affairs in Nebraska (as I and, it would seem, the article understand it) leaves things far too open to Machiavellian manipulation.

Perhaps these surrendered teens were in the situations I described earlier, or maybe their parents used this law as a weapon. I wish I could say for certain.
 

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Elurindel post=18.75485.869876 said:
Maybe there should be some sort of screening process to decide whether or not people should have children. Besides the usual biological method, of course...
the biological method never works out well...
stevetastic post=18.75485.870375 said:
in America are you actually taught that abstinence is a good thing to do in sex ed?
also i like looking at Sarah Palin (could end the statement there) say you should teach abstinence only sex ed and then her daughter the 17 single mother, hmmmmm i wonder why she was fucking stupid enough to not use a condom, her dumb fuck of a mother thought it was bad to teach her how to not ruin your life at 17. Then,its alright there being forced to marry each other. you know i hope he daughter is beaten to death by her husband just prove how stupid abstinence only sex ed is. (rant over)
well you see our country is run by religious conservatives that have no idea how the world works anymore, and they love to shove their values down the WHOLE country's throat, they therefore like the schools to teach kids about sex then tell them not to do it, and most don't bother to inform about contraceptives. they tell schools to do it because they don't want to feel embarassed in front of the children they already ignore, these children then proceed to screw without contraception, leading to pregnancy they don't want/can't handle, and have their choice to abort the accidental pregnancy under attack by the parents that wouldn't tell them about contraceptives in the first place, and there you have it. It is a viscous cycle. but waddya gonna do? (shrugs)
 

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ace_of_something said:
This has been big news locally, the shortsightedness of our lawmakers. What?s fascinating is on TV they keep saying how all the senators thought ?The spirit of this law is newborns, but we shouldn?t specify that to the letter, no one would be that horrible.?

We?ve even had people from other states drive great distances to drop their kids off.
This law is basically a preamble to outlaw abortion.
Short little article here:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2008-09-25-Left-kids_N.htm

You can find more, I?m not your damn search engine.
Sounds like abandonment instead of abortion.
Well it's 'aborting' your responsibility as a parent in a sense
 

Amnestic

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TheNecroswanson said:
Hunde Des Krieg said:
Elurindel post=18.75485.869876 said:
Maybe there should be some sort of screening process to decide whether or not people should have children. Besides the usual biological method, of course...
the biological method never works out well...
stevetastic post=18.75485.870375 said:
in America are you actually taught that abstinence is a good thing to do in sex ed?
also i like looking at Sarah Palin (could end the statement there) say you should teach abstinence only sex ed and then her daughter the 17 single mother, hmmmmm i wonder why she was fucking stupid enough to not use a condom, her dumb fuck of a mother thought it was bad to teach her how to not ruin your life at 17. Then,its alright there being forced to marry each other. you know i hope he daughter is beaten to death by her husband just prove how stupid abstinence only sex ed is. (rant over)
well you see our country is run by religious conservatives that have no idea how the world works anymore, and they love to shove their values down the WHOLE country's throat, they therefore like the schools to teach kids about sex then tell them not to do it, and most don't bother to inform about contraceptives. they tell schools to do it because they don't want to feel embarassed in front of the children they already ignore, these children then proceed to screw without contraception, leading to pregnancy they don't want/can't handle, and have their choice to abort the accidental pregnancy under attack by the parents that wouldn't tell them about contraceptives in the first place, and there you have it. It is a viscous cycle. but waddya gonna do? (shrugs)
I don't know about you guys, but my sex ed was: Sex=babies. Condoms are for not having babies, but they're not 100% reliable. There's also birth control, but you can't have any because you're not 18. AIDS IS BAD!!!!!!!
Over the course of several weeks. So, I'm not sure what schools you guys went to, but whatever.
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
 

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Amnestic said:
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
Really? They gave us bananas...
 

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The only thing that can be said about this law is, RL debugging needed.
 

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Amnestic said:
Which is why I play Half-Life 2; the Combine are not humans any more.
While I'm sure your comment was (partially) in jest, I'd like to inquire about your opinions on humans who are in a permanent vegetative state or who lack higher brain functions. I suppose what I'm really asking is "How do you define human?"

I'm not really sure what to think of this to be honest. On the one hand it's detestable thing that a parent can just abandon their child on a hospital doorstep and not face prosecution. On the other hand, perhaps they're doing it for a good reason. I mean, I doubt all of them are. In cases like these [http://www.cfnews13.com/News/Local/2008/9/17/toddler_found_in_house_of_filth.html](Old article, one I read a while back) I'd much rather the parent abandon their child as it'll get a better life out of foster care.

That said, I really think we should start making parents take compulsory courses/tests if they want to have kids. As the politicians are always saying "Children are our future!".

*tangent* Oh, and perhaps we could teach sex education which doesn't consist entirely of Abistinence. Sometimes I wonder if the people setting curriculums forget the teenagers want to have sex. A lot. Somehow I've always been under the impression telling them not to won't really do much. */tangent*
1. Once you're a veggie and can't go back that's when you are no longer you, just your body while your mind is on permanent vacation without giving you so much as a 'good luck mate.' 2. if the parent is a danger to the child I'm fine, but if you just don't want them you're terrible.
3. Young adults who can vote and parents tend to make up a large percentage of constituents and like to think they/their child will do something with their life other than say "paper or plastic."
4. Teenagers tend to do the opposite of what the're told(call it obvious but it's true), saying don't do this(when they want to(a lot)) just isn't going to cut it, so tell them how to prevent it in a practical way and hopefully they don't make a mess of things.
 

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TheNecroswanson said:
NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
Really? They gave us bananas...
Same here...... A dildo is a little... much.
We had carrots and a Banana themed Dildo. The best of both worlds I suppose.

It's slightly disgusting that someone would abandon a child because they didn't want them anymore. I can understand someone giving up a child at a young age, some people just aren't fit to raise a child and I think both parties gain something when that happens but you would think that after 17 years you would start to love your kid or at least not want to throw him away. It must be very mentally scaring for the older ones.
 

Amnestic

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TheNecroswanson said:
NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
Really? They gave us bananas...
Same here...... A dildo is a little... much.
You really think so? Huh. We all found it hilarious. It's not half as bad as the stuff I found in my dad's bedside table drawers. Heh. I was so traumatised...
 

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Amnestic said:
TheNecroswanson said:
NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
Really? They gave us bananas...
Same here...... A dildo is a little... much.
You really think so? Huh. We all found it hilarious. It's not half as bad as the stuff I found in my dad's bedside table drawers. Heh. I was so traumatised...
I like the way this thread is going. It's just awesome.
 

Amnestic

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crimson5pheonix said:
Amnestic said:
TheNecroswanson said:
NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
Really? They gave us bananas...
Same here...... A dildo is a little... much.
You really think so? Huh. We all found it hilarious. It's not half as bad as the stuff I found in my dad's bedside table drawers. Heh. I was so traumatised...
I like the way this thread is going. It's just awesome.
Man, you'd think so, but I'm getting crazy deja vu. I think I talked about the very same stuff a few months back in a different thread. Don't want people to think I'm repeating myself or something.

On that note, to the stove! It's Hot Dog time!
 

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Amnestic said:
crimson5pheonix said:
Amnestic said:
TheNecroswanson said:
NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
Really? They gave us bananas...
Same here...... A dildo is a little... much.
You really think so? Huh. We all found it hilarious. It's not half as bad as the stuff I found in my dad's bedside table drawers. Heh. I was so traumatised...
I like the way this thread is going. It's just awesome.
Man, you'd think so, but I'm getting crazy deja vu. I think I talked about the very same stuff a few months back in a different thread. Don't want people to think I'm repeating myself or something.

On that note, to the stove! It's Hot Dog time!
Don't forget the bananas and carrots.
[color=Don'tBanMePlease]And 16-year-old girls...[/color]
 

Amnestic

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NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
crimson5pheonix said:
Amnestic said:
TheNecroswanson said:
NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
Sounds pretty similar to mine. Though I'd like to add we got shown a large blue dildo as a tool for practising condom application. Generated many a giggle in the class.
Really? They gave us bananas...
Same here...... A dildo is a little... much.
You really think so? Huh. We all found it hilarious. It's not half as bad as the stuff I found in my dad's bedside table drawers. Heh. I was so traumatised...
I like the way this thread is going. It's just awesome.
Man, you'd think so, but I'm getting crazy deja vu. I think I talked about the very same stuff a few months back in a different thread. Don't want people to think I'm repeating myself or something.

On that note, to the stove! It's Hot Dog time!
Don't forget the bananas and carrots.
And 16-year-old girls...
Oh ho! Very clever NewClassic my good man. I see your invisible writing though. I'll have you know that bananas are horrible 'fruit'. Carrots only rank a 6/10 on my food scale. If we're going for penis shaped fruits+veg, surely a cucumber would be the best choice!

Am I still allowed to be attracted to 16 year old girls if I've turned 18 or is that weird?
 

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Amnestic said:
[HEADING=2]Am I still allowed to be attracted to 16 year old girls if I've turned 18 or is that weird?[/HEADING]
Depends. Attractive as in "C'mere little girl! :D" or attractive as in, "Man, she's going to be hot in a few years." ?
 

Amnestic

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NewClassic said:
Amnestic said:
[HEADING=2]Am I still allowed to be attracted to 16 year old girls if I've turned 18 or is that weird?[/HEADING]
Depends. Attractive as in "C'mere little girl! :D" or attractive as in, "Man, she's going to be hot in a few years." ?
The latter. Very much the latter. Though to be fair I know some 16 year olds who look 18, so I'm sure that's not too weird.

I think when they get past 15 they breach the "little girl" status permanently. I dunno though.