LOCAL TEENAGER FINDS AND BEFRIENDS LIVE TYRANNOSAUROUS REX
A 15-year-old from Hampshire, England, has baffled scientists by discovering a live Tyrannosaurous Rex in the forests of Farnham.
Tom, the young man, then proceeded to befriend the enormous carnivore, and rode it through the city of Basingstoke, terrifying citizens.
In an interview with Tom, he claimed that the dinosaur, previously thought to be extinct, "just wanted some company. He's like a dog, really" .
He has already been approached by scientists asking to take the creature into custody for research, but he said that Gerald, as he has named the creature, was his pet, and that if they did this one more time he'll bite their fucking fingers off.
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Gerald then proceeded to roar and rear his head before jumping over a bus.