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tehbeard

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[HEADING=2]local student leads nation's working class in drunken celebration at the death of Margaret Thatcher[/HEADING]
 

TheTurtleMan

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[HEADING=2]LOCAL MAN SAVES BUS FULL OF ORPHAN KITTENS, IS ARRESTED SHORTLEY AFTER FOR PUBLIC MASTURBATION[/HEADING]

I will never be ready to accept death until I can attain this monument to all my heroism.
 

Captain Pirate

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LOCAL TEENAGER FINDS AND BEFRIENDS LIVE TYRANNOSAUROUS REX

A 15-year-old from Hampshire, England, has baffled scientists by discovering a live Tyrannosaurous Rex in the forests of Farnham.
Tom, the young man, then proceeded to befriend the enormous carnivore, and rode it through the city of Basingstoke, terrifying citizens.
In an interview with Tom, he claimed that the dinosaur, previously thought to be extinct, "just wanted some company. He's like a dog, really" .

He has already been approached by scientists asking to take the creature into custody for research, but he said that Gerald, as he has named the creature, was his pet, and that if they did this one more time he'll bite their fucking fingers off.
[small]Cookie for reference.[/small]

Gerald then proceeded to roar and rear his head before jumping over a bus.​
 

Kris015

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Sarah Kerrigan said:
[HEADING=2]Girl kills ex boyfriend with guitar hero controller[/HEADING]

I can see myself doing that
You're gonna kill Jim Raynor with a Guitar Hero controller?! Good luck with that!
 

oppp7

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Inb4FBI...

OT: [HEADING=2]Local College Student goes insane; Slow News Day[/HEADING]
 

bam13302

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College dorm burns down due to heat from one student's computer
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AMD processor+GTX480+6 hard drives+950W PSU = HEAT
seriously, im a bit conscerned if i left this on with a stability test running that the heat might melt the cords behind my computer and cause a short or something
doubt it, paper burns at over 200C and my GPU rarely touches 90C (custom fan speed equation, otherwise, it could easily reach 100)
but it was voiced as a concern by people that have felt the heat
 

Gudrests

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Randomologist said:
[HEADING=2]Local man modifies car to operate from PlayStation controller[/HEADING]

Cookie if you know the film I saw this in.

Shortly followed by:
[HEADING=2]Local man overdoses on tree whilst driving[/HEADING]
men in black?...
and mine isss
[HEADING=2] LOCAL MAN MAKES A SECOND INTERNET, SCIENTIS BAFFLED THAT HE STILL CANT SPELL HIS NAME CORRECTLY AND USES SPELL CHECK FOR EVERYTHING....alone [/HEADING]
 

Hashime

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As someone who has been on the front page of a newspaper...
okay, it was a local newspaper, and it was a picture of me at my high school's achievement dinner. I got the highest average in my grade in grade 11.
 

cardinalwiggles

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Jun 21, 2009
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Local man finds £100 million pounds and is allowed to keep it as well as being given a free car and house.
 

Joshroom

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MAN ARRESTED FOR BEING TOO HANDSOME
"Its not my fault, I was born this way!" crys the godlike stallion as he is taken away by police.
 

bl4ckh4wk64

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
[HEADING=1]LOCAL MAN DETONATES WALRUS, POLICE ARE BAFFLED.[/HEADING]
I lol'd

OT: Local Man discovers time travel by combining a supernova with a microwave.

cookie for reference
 

HavoK 09

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[HEADING=2]Local Student did something sutpid and it worked![/HEADING]

yeah i barely do anything fun or important, and when i do something its randomly stupid for some reason