You're starting a Church! Make up some humorous commandments!

[elementsoul]

Though shall not buy there child a M rated game if the child is under 17 years old.

Though shall show tits or gtfo when told.

Though shall never let an abomination like Justin Bieber roam the Earth ever again.

 

[Buizel91]

Thou shalt not blame it on the sunshine.

Thou shalt not blame it on the moonlight

Thou shalt not blame it on the good times.

Thou shalt blame it on the boogie.

I never follow commandments, but these i definitely shall!

OT: Thou shalt do the dance ^_^

 

[DreamerM]

Blame it on the boogie!

I just can't control my feet.

*does the dance*

 

[DreamerM]

Cultists had to worship us and bring tribute in the form of kittens, delivered by comely women. And Elton John and P!nk were holy symbols of our order.

Looking for converts? I'm willing to stand on a street corner and judge passersby while I hand out pamphlets.

 

[DreamerM]

Thou shalt not blame it on the sunshine.

Thou shalt not blame it on the moonlight

Thou shalt not blame it on the good times.

Thou shalt blame it on the boogie.

Thou shalt not blame it on the dog.

Thou shalt not blame it on the alchohol.

 

[Redingold]

1. Thou shalt not procrastinate.

2. Thou shalt...

Meh, I'll finish it later.

 

[Elburzito]

1. Thou shalt not procrastinate.

2. Thou shalt...

Meh, I'll finish it later.

Coincidentally, that's exactly how our conversation ended :\

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Blowjobs. Blowjobs for everyone.

 

[assassinslover]

Though shall not buy there child a M rated game if the child is under 17 years old.

Though shall show tits or gtfo when told.

Though shall never let an abomination like Justin Bieber roam the Earth ever again.

Amen to the last one. Your avatar is made of pure awesomesauce, also. I love that Youtube clip.

 

[Popadoo]

Though shall not be religious.
But if you follow that, you're being religious, but then your not, so that means you're following it...
MY HEAD!!

 

[That's Funny]

Thou shalt not worship Simon Cowell.

Thou shalt not wave your hands in the air like thou just don't care.

Thou shalt honour our lord Cthulhu with a sacrifice every five months.

Thou shalt not say Pepsi and coke are different, for they are the same.

Of course more shall be added, but I'm serious about the second one.

 

[Caspertjuhh]

thou shalt give the prophet (me) money.

 

[Mr. Socky]

Thou shalt not worship Simon Cowell.

Thou shalt not wave your hands in the air like thou just don't care.

Thou shalt honour our lord Cthulhu with a sacrifice every five months.

Thou shalt not say Pepsi and coke are different, for they are the same.

Of course more shall be added, but I'm serious about the second one.

Ooooh, now it's war.

Thou shalt not give a damn (especially about Simon Cowell... I'll give you that one).

Thou shalt worship Tzeentch

In worshiping Tzeentch, thou must include the phrase "And he'd totally ***** slap Cthulhu in a fight"

Thou shalt not listen to the heathens that claim Pepsi and Coke are the same. They are totally different. Thus sayeth my taste palate.

More shall not be added, for this simple reason of being difficult and needlessly different and pissing of the person I'm quoting.

 

[Chairman Miaow]

You shall not use old English to create commandments which would have originally been written in an entirely different language.

You shall not forever delay Duke Nukem.

You shall not play music in public, unless you have been professionally hired to do so.

You shall not rap unless it is in a comedic form.

You shall not suffer the witch to live.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Stolen in part (sometimes conceptually, often directly) from a song. I leave it to you people to figure out which song as the band isn't terribly great.

Thou shall not be denied entry into heaven. Break and enter if this is the only course available.

Thou shall squander every penny and likewise empty every heart. Neither money or love will follow you forever.

Thou shall travel every darkened road laid before thy feet.

Thou shall always speak with strangers.

Thou shall make love with whom they may.

 

[Dorian]

Been there, done that, lost faith, excommunicated self. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Church-of-Moderationalism]

Nothing new. Nothing old. Everything constant as the North Star.
That is what I base my life upon and why it pains me to do as I do so now.

 

[theriddlen]

Thou shall reveal Episode Three release date.

 

[That's Funny]

Thou shalt not worship Simon Cowell.

Thou shalt not wave your hands in the air like thou just don't care.

Thou shalt honour our lord Cthulhu with a sacrifice every five months.

Thou shalt not say Pepsi and coke are different, for they are the same.

Of course more shall be added, but I'm serious about the second one.

Ooooh, now it's war.

Thou shalt not give a damn (especially about Simon Cowell... I'll give you that one).

Thou shalt worship Tzeentch

In worshiping Tzeentch, thou must include the phrase "And he'd totally ***** slap Cthulhu in a fight"

Thou shalt not listen to the heathens that claim Pepsi and Coke are the same. They are totally different. Thus sayeth my taste palate.

More shall not be added, for this simple reason of being difficult and needlessly different and pissing of the person I'm quoting.

Thou shalt not quote thy commandments and make fun of them, or thou shalt be trolled until the day they die. (unless you're immortal of course, then it will be forever).