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The only time I was caught doing anything was when I was filming my friend dancing around (see first post). I never really get caught doing anything weird either.Knonsense said:
does that mean what I think it means?Mekado said:
The weirdest thing I ever saw was my female friend's internet history (i wasn't that surprised, actually)
The weirdest thing I was caught doing was talking to a cereal box at 1 am about the differences between all of the late night show hosts.
As a child; using my David Attenborough voice to comment on a pair of fish-toys that I won in a box of Coco-Pops.
"Here we see the bubble-fish. It likes to swim. It lays its eggs. It swims some more."
My sister, who walked in without me knowing, cracked up and I attempted to throw both bubble-fish at her.
Also, a drunk girl at a party seemed to be following me around, and once asked me, in a soft enough voice where I didn't really know what she said, something along the lines of "Spank my clit."
I almost fell over, pretended not to have heard, then waved at someone at the back of the room who I didn't know, scuttle over to them, and hide in with their group of friends.
"Here we see the bubble-fish. It likes to swim. It lays its eggs. It swims some more."
My sister, who walked in without me knowing, cracked up and I attempted to throw both bubble-fish at her.
Also, a drunk girl at a party seemed to be following me around, and once asked me, in a soft enough voice where I didn't really know what she said, something along the lines of "Spank my clit."
I almost fell over, pretended not to have heard, then waved at someone at the back of the room who I didn't know, scuttle over to them, and hide in with their group of friends.
I once saw a guy playing a six-string guitar on a pile of porta-potties between two freeways.
He is my hero.
He is my hero.
*On a snowtrip in Japan, caught by 2 mates when I was drunk off my tits (plum wine = evil) naked in the stairwell and pelvic-thrusting and air-guitaring to Queen.
*Rolling around in the backyard whilst giggling maniacally (trying to make my dog aggro) and a mate rocked up to bring back some DVDs.
*Making miniature plastic cows dance in front of a camera (I was compiling random shots for a video I was making) and my sister walked in on me.
*Learning the hard way that condoms don't flush down the toilet.
- There's plenty more but I'll post them later when i remember
*Rolling around in the backyard whilst giggling maniacally (trying to make my dog aggro) and a mate rocked up to bring back some DVDs.
*Making miniature plastic cows dance in front of a camera (I was compiling random shots for a video I was making) and my sister walked in on me.
*Learning the hard way that condoms don't flush down the toilet.
- There's plenty more but I'll post them later when i remember
Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...Mekado said:Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"
hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >
...right?
she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried foreverBakaSmurf said:Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...Mekado said:Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"
hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >
...right?
And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha
Oh poo... And here I thought I would get to use the step-sister de-motivational poster...Mekado said:she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried foreverBakaSmurf said:Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...Mekado said:Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"
hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >
...right?
And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha
Speaking as a big fat mofo i can honestly say This little tale really made me laugh. deep down mike probably thanked you (years later when he calmed down) cos all of us need a reason to watch our health and and strangely bulling this guy was proably doin him a favour. but just remember - inside every fat person is a thin person that annoyed them - either that or they stood too close to the buffet cart. ;-)nickkos said:
as for my silly stories:
how my parents met my first long term girl friend:
I was in my first year of uni and my folks had come to visit. I hadn't been in contact much other than the basic 'yeh all's fine - rubbish' so they didn't realy know what was going on in my life. I let them in and then popped out to get us some dinner (being a student i was of course living of take away) When i arrived back i was informed that 'a young lady wearing a towel was looking for you' apparently she'd been showering in our block as her block (the one next door) had all the showers in use. Spent the next hour in Interogation..... as soon as my folks left i then spent the NEXT hour getting a bollocking.
Strange places ive woken up: (with NO IDEA HOW I GOT THERE)
on top of a buss shelter
in the spade of a JCB digger.
in some student halls in leads - when i went out on the raz in leicester (these places being about 200 miles apart) no one there knew me and no one knew how i got in and i didnt have my shirt or my shoes. - all i can remember of the evening is being in the back of a van with a bunch of rockers (guessing a band)
Ps on the off chance if any one knows what happend to me that night or where my shirt or shoes are - they will probably still fit and i dont follow fashion so pm me ;-)
Energizer-powered friend? I dun get it ><BakaSmurf said:Oh poo... And here I thought I would get to use the step-sister de-motivational poster...Mekado said:she kinda is but since she's my step-sister i decided these thoughts needed to be buried foreverBakaSmurf said:Whoa... Is she hot? I kid, I kid, but that must have been pretty distubing for you to see...Mekado said:Oh and the weirdest thing i saw was my step-sister enjyoying her energizer-powered friend, holy freakin god i was aghast.She was supposed to be in school so i didn't knock (i was doing everyone's laundry when i was off-work, don't laugh it was either that or pay rent
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
"huh....the laundry"
"why didn't you knock?"
"because you're supposed to be at school?"
"yeah i was getting ready to go"
"i can see that..."
"shut up, SHUT THE FK UP FOREVER"
"yeah sure, you need a lift when you're done....getting ready for school?"
hehehe, we laugh about it today, but boy was i surprised >
...right?
And yes, disturbing, couldn't look her in the eyes for a couple of days after that haha
Enlighten me? XD
I dun hav any stories, but once my senior/relief teacher's entire cohort (his entire year), once went on their annual cross country run. As they were heading to the park, they walked past a shelter (a place where ppl can rest under the shade)
Their teacher told everyone to look left (The shelter was on their right
Naturally, they looked right, at the shelter and saw a couple having sex
they were 13 or so at that time...
Also, i wonder how that couple must feel? Having 500+ kids watch you have sex....