You've Created A Nation, Now To Declare War!

[shadowstriker86]

So you've spent years creating your perfect nation, now its time to expand! Kinda like risk except your nation resides high up in the air, like the floating continent from final fantasy 6, so pick a nation down on the earth to start waging war against! What kind of forces and strategy will you use?

 

[Shock and Awe]

North Korea, make the people think we're some sort of gods, swoop in from the sky and takeover. If the military fights back we bomb them into smithereens over and over until theres none left.

I choose North Korea because I won't have to worry about anyone interfering on their behalf.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I conquer Lichtenstien

I do it by paying $50,000 to rent their country (counterfeit of course) and have a revolution in the span of one day

Then, we move to Luxembourg to claim what is rightfully mine, call it a diplomatic brouhaha

 

[Steppin Razor]

Canada.

No real strategy unless reducing it to a barren, smouldering wasteland from dropping nuke after nuke on it counts as a strategy.

 

[Quaxar]

Dear Vatican, come at me, bro.

You'd just need something that has a longer range than a halberd. Works even better if you first manage to first release a swarm of locusts and make it rain blood from the skies.

 

[Lucem712]

I choose you, Monaco!

I then appoint myself Dictator for Eternity, while kidnapping all the best scientist to provide augmentations/components to allow immortality.

 

[General Twinkletoes]

New Zealand!
Buggers won't stand a chance, and I get 63940384 million sheep to sell

 

[Naeras]

Saudi-Arabia.

No need to fight a war, I'll just buy all the other countries.

 

[King of Asgaard]

Dear Vatican, come at me, bro.

You'd just need something that has a longer range than a halberd. Works even better if you first manage to first release a swarm of locusts and make it rain blood from the skies.

Agreed, let's go Old Testament on their asses, while quoting some Ezekiel, for good measure and Samuel L. Jackson points.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

The Confederate Democratic Socialist Kingdom of Jevansia (known as The Glorious Nation within) declares War upon:

- Republic of Kyrgyzstan (Cool name though I want to change it and apparently the government isn't too nice there)
- Kingdom of England (And just England so I conquer and annex the old Kingdom of Mercia)
- All Principalities (For shits and giggles and make me feel big)
- Disneyland (And give it independence after 1 month so it can be its country and be represented at the United Nations)
- Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) (Hurry up and collapse already!)
- Aerican Empire (Look it up)
- Principality of Sealand (As stated before under the Declaration of War against all Principalities but I just wanted to make a note of it)
- Planet of Mars (Fuck you Marvin! Trying to blow our planet up and shit)
- Tonga (I want a nice tropical island)

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The whole world, from the strongest (US) down to the weakest (Somalia). Why only take one tiny slice of the world pie when you can have the whole thing and eat it like a glutton?

 

[The Wonder of the net]

Assuming I have the technology to make a floating nation I am sure all out war on the world would be easy. Well depending on how the nation is floating. If it is just suspension of disbelief or ma? you know what even magic would make taking over the world easy. So If it is suspension of disbelief I go with Laos. That place is too set in its ways. If it is magic or technology keeping my nation afloat, you may want to leave the USA because it will be a parking lot by the end of the year.

 

[Trivun]

Russia. Because:

1. It's still the Soviet Union, just smaller and with a different name.
2. Someone needs to show the world just how pathetic and tiny a man Putin really is. He's simply trying to act the tough guy because he knows that he's actually a shadow of a fallen regime and trying desperately to maintain power in a world that knows he is truly insignificant.

I would send spies and agents to infiltrate the FSB and the Kremlin and slowly, over a period of time, turn as many as I can to an apparent 'revolutionary' group, secretly led by me. I would also be using whatever resources available to turn the Russian people to my side. Stay in the shadows until the uprising, at which point I send weapons and soldiers to help the people, capture (NOT kill) Vladimir Putin, and then put him on trial and execute him for crimes against the Russian people. Using my influence in the region I would finally make certain to install people in power who are much more likely to work for the people, and also make friends with the West properly and eliminate any traces of the Soviet era, while also making sure enough people are in power who are affiliated with me and my nation. Just in case...

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

You're mine Switzerland!

I will take all their chocolate, clocks, and send ferrets to hack into the Swiss Bank and hold them all for ransom. If they want it back they have to elect me as their leader.

Then after that, I will set up plants to enhance technologies so much that only we can provide them throughout the world. After that?

We party!

 

[irmasterlol]

I'm fucking looking at you Norway, you son of a *****. Then all those other bullshit Scandinavian countries are going down too, and no amount of death metal can stop me.

 

[Ickorus]

England because a lot of new countries seem to get into a punch up with the one the populace began in and I wouldn't want to rock the boat by doing anything silly like fight a country which deserves it or god forbid be a peaceful nation.

 

[theblindedhunter]

I guess I'd go after America. Black it out with a blanket of EMP weapons and use strike teams to reduce the leadership to naught. Let things stew and go to hell for a while, keeping them out of contact with the rest of the world, then swoop in and give them a new government's protection.

Nothing against (or for) America in particular, just a "go big or go home" sort of deal.