You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[Sam Doctorman]

Free cake on mondays

 

[F-I-D-O]

My first decree will be to name a friend, who has always wanted to take over the world, as my successor, should I resign. Then, I would resign, because I don't wanna be responsible for the entire damn world.

And because otherwise, if TV is to be believed, you would be swiftly slain.

A ring. Find/build me a magic ring, through which I could dominate everybody on the planet. I DONT CARE HOW YOU DO IT, JUST GET ME A MOOTHERFUCKING RING.

Failing that, I will close FOX news, forever. Nothing against conservatives, but that station is out there.

Now you can calculate the amount of taxes to levy on your pitiful subjects. Calculator ring!
OT: My first decree. Obey all other decrees or I
A)blow up the drugs you all are addicted to
B)Leave you to die on your pitiful continents with no trade
C)Wield the might of Emperor of the known universe of the world as a weapon to crush you.
D)Exile you to a prison planet.
And I can make as many decrees as I damn well please.
And the Spice Must FLOW!!!
Yeah, I've been reading Dune.
EDIT: Damn spice ninjas
E)All ninja's are to be slain if they do commit mandatory visibility on every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

 

[Eldarion]

That gay marriage is legal everywhere, and that all gays currently in Civil Unions are officially married.

This, as a first.

Then I would wipe out the WBC, the KKK, PETA, Greenpeace, and all other violent extremest groups. Right to peaceful assembly my ass.

 

[Phoenixlight]

-Set universal human rights up for every country in the world.
-Have a 2 child policy (like china's 1 child policy but with 2 instead of 1)
-Make sex illegal for people aged under 18.
-Ban nuclear weapons and other biological weapons.
-Take robert mugabe and any other people guilty of war crimes to a tribunal.
-Make strip clubs illegal.
-Move marijuana to a class C drug.
-Allocate a lot more money into renewable energy development.
-And after seeing the world become a better place I would resign making a final law stating that no one single person or organisation should ever be in control of the entire world to prevent someone like hitler becoming the next leader.

 

[Random Argument Man]

This

Down with Apple! Including the iPod and iPhone.

and this

I decree that all bars will only serve whisky or vodka.

I think it's time that we call for a revolution!

On thread: I would ban every french acadian country band ever.

Seriously, you start liking Miley Cyrus after hearing that.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

My first act would be to make any and all hate crimes punishable by being very slowly dipped in bowling oil. And that includes the WBC and their nonsense.

 

[warprincenataku]

I'd roll a dice to determine a country at random and rename it New Canada.

*isn't Canadian nor has any affiliation with Canada*

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Hmm...

Everyone is to be privided with enough food & water to meet their daily nutritional requirements and offered a room with adequate sanitation if they have none, plus free medical care for serious ailments. All other forms of welfare are scrapped.

Secondly the legalisation of all banned recreational pharmaceuticals.

 

[Blue Musician]

I would just try to make the world better, that's all.

 

[King of the N00bs]

Create a well disciplined international martial containment force then work on the first mobile suits/mechs/gundams, also dedicate 7% of the worlds land mass to energy production (of course green)the coolest part would be gundam/mech/mobile suit

 

[Vicarious Vangaurd]

Destroy all nuclear weapons and replace them with hydrogen bombs.

 

[Daselthechaz]

First declaration is a quiet one. I gather every damn geneticist and virologist on the planet to concoct a little something in a test tube that'll sterilize about a third of the population at random. If they succeed and it is random, I'll have saved the world from its overly-enthused-fucking self. If they fail and there's some genetic marker it targets that's more prevalent in this or that sub group of people, I will unfortunately be remembered as "that asshole with the final solution." Not my thing.

Either way, I'd also like a solar powered El Camino. If I'm gonna' rule the world, the people will know that I'm doing it efficiently, with style, and at my own damn pace.

 

[Drexlor]

I would hire other people to do most of the work but still keep the power to do whatever I want.

 

[Giest4life]

Complete and utter freedom of action, and speech---complete anarchy. Let the ubermensches of the world come forward.

 

[Corporal Yakob]

By order of Grand Emperor Yakob anyone caught producing, distributing, collecting or praising the following forbiddon materials/substances will be charged with Anti-Yakob activities sent to the Gulags for re-eduaction.

The Forbidden list:

Anti-Yakob material of any nature
Anything the Grand-Emperor disaproves of
All religions bar those of pro-Yakob nature
All political idealogoies bar those of pro-Yakob nature
The Sims

Your glorious leader has spoken!

Of course to back this up I'd already have an estblished, ruthlessly loyal and efficent secret police, Praetorian Guard, a full Armed Forces, networks of informers-you know, every Fascist's dream.

 

[zHellas]

Down with Apple! Including the iPod and iPhone.

************...

OT:

I shall decree that small nuclear bombs shall be placed under my cities so that if any major opposition should arise I can easily take care of it.

 

[Mechsoap]

Hmm...everyone is to be privided with enough food & water to meet their daily nutritional requirements and offered a room with adequate sanitation if they have none, plus free medical care for serious ailments. All other forms of welfare are scrapped.

so no cake? nooooooooooooooo...

 

[dragonslayer32]

I would ban weapons of mass destruction, politics and religion.

 

[Caligulove]

"Can You Dig it?"