You've just become emperor of the world. What's your first decree?

[esperandote]

Tax the hell out of wealthy people to improve quality of life of the poor.
World wide death sentece for organized crime, applies retroactively.
Buy a laptop and a PS3

 

[nick n stuff]

Jayma Mays must dance for me...i'm just saying

 

[jameskillalot]

Death penalty for rapists and murderers. Followed up quickly by strict environmental regulations.

 

[Legion IV]

Tax anybody whos an atheist. then i dunno. Space program stuff. Oh and fund game companys i love to get more of there games.

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

My first decree would be that a statue made of cheese be erected in my honor.

 

[Nannernade]

The destruction of all currency, make the human species do work because they want to not for a reward, thus cutting down on violence for money, stealing for money, everything of that sort, whomever doesn't follow the rules... gets to die by 1,000 rabid badgers and 1 rabid squirrel.

 

[CK76]

Energy technology. Need about 20 trillion dollars over 10 year span. Make it so.

 

[Freeze_L]

That democracy is now the emperor of the world, and establish a parliament of Representatives chosen by the pepole of every district of the world, and then announce i will serve only a 4 year term, and establish the bill of rights, and establish that yes these rights are permanent and can NEVER be changed. ya, that would be about it, welcome to the United Collation of Terra (Latin for earth).

 

[Freeze_L]

Naturally I'd crack down on civil liberties. Turning the world into a police world. Security personnel on every corner with a clear "no nonsense" disposition, ensure that the dregs and miscreants of society are kept in line.

An intensive propaganda campaign ensures that Average Joe six pack is kept in check, and firmly believes that all my excessive measures are for his own good. But all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. So once every year the populace get to venerate their beloved autocrat in a magnificent feast day! State television sends a holiday special about yours truly, and the people get to gorge themselves on extra food rations (alcohol not included).

the opposite of this

 

[bak00777]

That people under 18 who write and record music will be punished. Severely. Possibly by death.

All hail Emperor SultanP, may his reign be long and glorious

 

[xanith02100]

Twilight and everything related to it are hereby outlawed and are to be struck from the records of history itself.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Every time you hear this bell randomly ring,

YOU MUST DANCE.

 

[Ithera]

Naturally I'd crack down on civil liberties. Turning the world into a police world. Security personnel on every corner with a clear "no nonsense" disposition, ensure that the dregs and miscreants of society are kept in line.

An intensive propaganda campaign ensures that Average Joe six pack is kept in check, and firmly believes that all my excessive measures are for his own good. But all work and no play makes jack a dull boy. So once every year the populace get to venerate their beloved autocrat in a magnificent feast day! State television sends a holiday special about yours truly, and the people get to gorge themselves on extra food rations (alcohol not included).

the opposite of this

Now now, let's not knock it before you try it? I think you will feel right at home in lock-down suburbia. Why not join the others in a fulfilling 7 day week,7-19 work schedule? Dissent and brazen protest against our beloved empire is unhealthy and must be treated. Fortunately our correctional officers are numerous and more than willing to assist you in this noble endeavor.

 

[mega48man]

outlaw religion. it's the cause of every damn war except the civil war, that was about state's rights. and the spanish american war had something to do with cuban independence, which didn't happen, did it communism? world war 1 wasn't related to religion and world war 2 was caused directly by world war 1, so that's out of the question (but hitler did kill a lot of jews, but that's not a war, that a genocide)

ok, maybe religion didn't cause that many wars, but it has cause billions fold of people to do dumb shit.

which brings me to my first decree as emperor: kill westboro baptist church

 

[Anezay]

I would be as cartoonishly evil as possible. I'd live in a castle and feed peasants to my pet dragon.

 

[JohanGasMask]

I would begin my first day as emperor of the world by seeing my empier crumbel down in destruction by a Italian plummer who likes to eat mushrooms and jumping on people.

 

[MinishArcticFox]

This is a close call between legalizing all narcotics and placing a huge tax on them and forcing Glenn Beck and Michael Moore to fight each other.

 

[New York Patrick]

Something involving Airships, Cogs, and Uranium...

Haven't quite figured out what though...

 

[cornmancer]

A rule that everyone must piss on Dick Cheney or Glenn Beck's shoes at least once in their life. Like that travel to Mecca thing with the Muslims.