You've just been brought into the office of your high school...
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I usually admit to it.
Although if it's something dreadful I just lie to my best ability.
Some girl caught me watching porn on the bus during Junior High.
So I deleted the videos off of my PSP.
When they called me down and demanded to see the system, I gave it to them and watched the faculty struggle to turn it on.
I said that the sounds they'd heard were from the song 'Pretty Fly' by The Offspring and played it for them.
No evidence, and the girl was laughed out of the office.
I always win.
Although if it's something dreadful I just lie to my best ability.
Some girl caught me watching porn on the bus during Junior High.
So I deleted the videos off of my PSP.
When they called me down and demanded to see the system, I gave it to them and watched the faculty struggle to turn it on.
I said that the sounds they'd heard were from the song 'Pretty Fly' by The Offspring and played it for them.
No evidence, and the girl was laughed out of the office.
I always win.
Feign complete, frustrating ignorance. Require the person doing the talking to do as much work as possible, and frustrate them with questions every step of the way. Most of all, VOLUNTEER NOTHING! You're being called into the office not because they have proof, but because they want proof, otherwise your parents would be there and this would just be a formality preceeding your punishment.
Acting completely clueless about the affair and saying, "I don't understand", and "What does this have to do with me?" a lot really makes them work for it and lay all their cards on the table. Then you know how much they know and can construct a scenario that fits the facts they have and shows you as innocent, or at worst less guilty.
Worst case the evidence is damning, in which case you finally, say, "OOoohhhh, now I see", or "Thank you for explaining, I honestly wasn't sure what you were getting at" (because they'll never approach this sort of thing directly on the off chance that they're wrong), and then lie like a trooper until they're not sure what day of the week it is. The more totally nonsensical the lies are the better... although claiming you're actually an armadillo might be going a little far... to start with at least, maybe after you've claimed you're actually a Jehova's Witness and are in the Witness Protection Programme you can move onto armadillo status
Acting completely clueless about the affair and saying, "I don't understand", and "What does this have to do with me?" a lot really makes them work for it and lay all their cards on the table. Then you know how much they know and can construct a scenario that fits the facts they have and shows you as innocent, or at worst less guilty.
Worst case the evidence is damning, in which case you finally, say, "OOoohhhh, now I see", or "Thank you for explaining, I honestly wasn't sure what you were getting at" (because they'll never approach this sort of thing directly on the off chance that they're wrong), and then lie like a trooper until they're not sure what day of the week it is. The more totally nonsensical the lies are the better... although claiming you're actually an armadillo might be going a little far... to start with at least, maybe after you've claimed you're actually a Jehova's Witness and are in the Witness Protection Programme you can move onto armadillo status
Ask what's going on and whether I can leave.
If they try to stop me leaving, defend myself against this kidnapping attempt by whatever means turn out to be necessary.
Depending which teacher it was, I might just start with a swift punch to the trachea and then see whether a wrist-lock was also necessary.
If they try to stop me leaving, defend myself against this kidnapping attempt by whatever means turn out to be necessary.
Depending which teacher it was, I might just start with a swift punch to the trachea and then see whether a wrist-lock was also necessary.
Shock and Awe.
I didn't really have a lot of practice with damage control, but when I did, I tended to confuse them with agressive (not hostile) speech. Very proactive, sometimes confusing.
I didn't really have a lot of practice with damage control, but when I did, I tended to confuse them with agressive (not hostile) speech. Very proactive, sometimes confusing.
I didn't actually get in trouble. During a student gathering to hear the candidates for the elections I shined a laser ponter light on the plate that was hanging from around the neck of one of my friends. Later on one of my classmates found out and slammed me against the lockers thinking I shined it in his eyes. Then walking off cuz I know better and because that's all he did I get called to the office later on and basically explaining my side of the story then getting an apology for what happened.
The one time I did go to the office for getting in trouble was for fighting this guy I hated who incited me by throwing an empty plastic bag at me.
The one time I did go to the office for getting in trouble was for fighting this guy I hated who incited me by throwing an empty plastic bag at me.
"cool story bro. now then, I'm not going to say anything without a lawyer present. if you deny me that right, I'll see you in court."
I would specifically say the lawyer part because, when going over the rules, my teacher said that you could not ask for a lawyer. I lol'd.
I would specifically say the lawyer part because, when going over the rules, my teacher said that you could not ask for a lawyer. I lol'd.
"Do you know why you're in here?"The_Healer said:
"NO."
"You must, surely."
"NO."
"Well let me explain then-"
"NO."
"What?"
"NO."
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I don't get in trouble a lot, so I've never been called to any sort of office... but if I were, it would be a good opportunity to test my smoke bombs.
I jest, of course. [footnote]They've been thoroughly field-tested already[/footnote]
Bribery. I always keep some money on me, and I could also rat on some other kids.
Although if the evidence wasn't concrete, I'd use my past reputation, and claim it was a kid I didn't like.
Although if the evidence wasn't concrete, I'd use my past reputation, and claim it was a kid I didn't like.
Well whatever I did I would do it to one of the school bullys because the administration is much more lenient on you then.
I speak from experience; I stabbed a guy in the hand with a pencil once and got let off without even a suspension because the guy was a troublemaker and I was a good student.
I speak from experience; I stabbed a guy in the hand with a pencil once and got let off without even a suspension because the guy was a troublemaker and I was a good student.
Pull a "Girl A", and take out a class mate. Then I'd get out of going to the office, by going to jail instead. Pretty sure they'll forget all about whatever I was going in there for anyway after that happens.