You've just been declared Overlord of the Universe..
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Once I become the evil overlord of the universe I will concentrate on STAYING so. So I will follow these rules.
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object that is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
To see the other 100 so rules you can go to http://www.myspace.com/dawickedmutt/blog/510603010#!
1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object that is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
To see the other 100 so rules you can go to http://www.myspace.com/dawickedmutt/blog/510603010#!
1) Have blueberry waffles for breakfast. Everyday.
2) Have an aircraft carrying zeppelin made (Crimson Skies style)
3) Have Moas (Giant extinct birds) genetically revived and engineered to be yellow - my very own chocobos for when I have to leave my zeppelin.
4) Have creation of a spaceship fleet started.
5) Seek revenge on all those who have wronged me. Ever.
6) Attempt to get the Girl, failing miserably.
7) Slowly get more corrupt over time, having people killed at will for minor offences.
8) Get killed by the Hero for my corrupt crimes, getting the Girl in the process.
9) Be known afterwards as the incarnation of Handsome Jack, without the good looks...
Kinda depressing now that I think about it. :/
2) Have an aircraft carrying zeppelin made (Crimson Skies style)
3) Have Moas (Giant extinct birds) genetically revived and engineered to be yellow - my very own chocobos for when I have to leave my zeppelin.
4) Have creation of a spaceship fleet started.
5) Seek revenge on all those who have wronged me. Ever.
6) Attempt to get the Girl, failing miserably.
7) Slowly get more corrupt over time, having people killed at will for minor offences.
8) Get killed by the Hero for my corrupt crimes, getting the Girl in the process.
9) Be known afterwards as the incarnation of Handsome Jack, without the good looks...
Kinda depressing now that I think about it. :/
Cats for everyone!
I have now solved universal sadness. You're welcome.
Now I shall retire to my awesome space castle in space and chill for the next few millenia or so.
...Oh also, anyone who doesn't take care of those cats will be flayed alive physically, emotionally, and spiritually for all eternity. Just FYI. Animal abuse will not fly under my rule!
I have now solved universal sadness. You're welcome.
Now I shall retire to my awesome space castle in space and chill for the next few millenia or so.
...Oh also, anyone who doesn't take care of those cats will be flayed alive physically, emotionally, and spiritually for all eternity. Just FYI. Animal abuse will not fly under my rule!
Make everything public. And loosen up the copyright laws. And be an overall Man-of-the-People. People love them. Oh, and make Shadow of the Colossus part of the Art curriculum.
Sorry to burst your cat-filled bubble, but I'm allergic. More cats for the cat lovers, then.Drakmorg said:
Uh, I guess go "Master" on everyone and turn everyone in the universe into, well...me.
I predict we will wipe each other out in 5 years. Give or take one or two.
I predict we will wipe each other out in 5 years. Give or take one or two.
I'd take the time out of my busy schedule to go meet every last one of my underlings. If some annoying hero type ever comes along to destroy my harmless rule I want the deaths of all my mooks to have meaning.
Once said pretentious prick gets to me I'll whoop him/her with the power of distilled revenge.
Then drink tea. Lots of tea.
Once said pretentious prick gets to me I'll whoop him/her with the power of distilled revenge.
Then drink tea. Lots of tea.
The only thing the Overlord of the Galaxy could do...
Lord over my people as a benevolent God Emperor, make Space Marines, make other much less powerful god like beings to attempt to oppose me and then kill it and DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
Killing Millions upon Millions of people I dont care about, and when it's done...Destroy a Planet...for the lulz.
Lord over my people as a benevolent God Emperor, make Space Marines, make other much less powerful god like beings to attempt to oppose me and then kill it and DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN
Killing Millions upon Millions of people I dont care about, and when it's done...Destroy a Planet...for the lulz.
You're not suppose to stand still on them? Ive never seen any1 do anything else.SaintlyTurkey said:
Go mad with power probably. I'd abuse the hell out of it, and I know if any of you were in the position you would to, eventually.
To the flying space car!
To the flying space car!
It honestly surprises me reading some of these responses, the ones where you kinda just fuck with people.
Cause if I were, I'm assuming OP meant it to be a god analogue and not just like a sherrif of something, things wouldn't be quite so silly.
I'd destroy everything so there could never be any competition or memory of any other reality but mine. I would create a beautiful universe with one planet without large oceans or deserts or tundra. It would be full of cities not unlike celephais.
Everything would be immortal and unable to reproduce or be ill or injured. There would be no need to eat or sleep or crap. No aging or illness, no death. No war, because resources wouldn't be important and no religions or competing ideologies. No leaders, no slaves, no exploitation. No jobs.
No sexes, no races, no hatred or abuse. Pain wouldn't exist as there would be no injury. Beings are free to change their appearance and morphology as they see fit, on a whim.
They are free to create stuff, have orgies, and generally do whatever they wanted. Yet they wouldn't get bored. They would be surrounded by beauty and have all the time in the universe to enjoy it or remake what is to be considered beautiful.
So basically like K'n-yan if they didn't end up torturing each other for the novelty of it.
More realistically I'd probably replace every human on this planet with a young attractive lesbian and they would worship me as their queen. Not as utopian perhaps but still its good to be the queen.
Cause if I were, I'm assuming OP meant it to be a god analogue and not just like a sherrif of something, things wouldn't be quite so silly.
I'd destroy everything so there could never be any competition or memory of any other reality but mine. I would create a beautiful universe with one planet without large oceans or deserts or tundra. It would be full of cities not unlike celephais.
Everything would be immortal and unable to reproduce or be ill or injured. There would be no need to eat or sleep or crap. No aging or illness, no death. No war, because resources wouldn't be important and no religions or competing ideologies. No leaders, no slaves, no exploitation. No jobs.
No sexes, no races, no hatred or abuse. Pain wouldn't exist as there would be no injury. Beings are free to change their appearance and morphology as they see fit, on a whim.
They are free to create stuff, have orgies, and generally do whatever they wanted. Yet they wouldn't get bored. They would be surrounded by beauty and have all the time in the universe to enjoy it or remake what is to be considered beautiful.
So basically like K'n-yan if they didn't end up torturing each other for the novelty of it.
More realistically I'd probably replace every human on this planet with a young attractive lesbian and they would worship me as their queen. Not as utopian perhaps but still its good to be the queen.
Well I would give myself a list of stuff to do.
- Make myself the Archangel of Lightning...through proper procedures of course.
- Give myself lightning wings.
- Give myself lightning powers.
- Give myself a giant spaceship about the size of Jupiter or more filled with many angel and human workers.
- Come to Earth and show my new power and self and claim Earth under Heaven rule.
- Make all governments bow down to me.
- Make angel police corps to keep crime down in a blink of an eye.
Then I would drink strawberry and cream tea with my best friend in my room on the spaceship.
Yay. I'm awesome.
- Make myself the Archangel of Lightning...through proper procedures of course.
- Give myself lightning wings.
- Give myself lightning powers.
- Give myself a giant spaceship about the size of Jupiter or more filled with many angel and human workers.
- Come to Earth and show my new power and self and claim Earth under Heaven rule.
- Make all governments bow down to me.
- Make angel police corps to keep crime down in a blink of an eye.
Then I would drink strawberry and cream tea with my best friend in my room on the spaceship.
Yay. I'm awesome.
well, since Overlord of the Universe is an inevitable destiny for me:
I'm gonna get drunk and blow up several countries.
I'm gonna get drunk and blow up several countries.