I would actually be pissed if I took these "reviews" seriously, but hey since people with the attention span of a fly can relate with yahtzee its all good
its amazing how spiteful some people are
Yes, amazing. Some people can be so spiteful. When will they realize that the ability to enjoy a video game about an albino dragonslaying gigolo is a direct metric of a person's intelligence, and that that's just how it is?
I would actually be pissed if I took these "reviews" seriously, but hey since people with the attention span of a fly can relate with yahtzee its all good
its amazing how spiteful some people are
Yes, amazing. Some people can be so spiteful. When will they realize that the ability to enjoy a video game about an albino dragonslaying gigolo is a direct metric of a person's intelligence, and that that's just how it is?
Thats odd, because I found it to be one of the most fun games i've played in the last 2 years and i've played about 60 in that time frame.
Its a question of taste. Not everyone wants to sit down and read war and peace, in fact most would rather read comics, that doesnt make them less intelligent but it also doesn't mean that the comics are better than war and peace.
No, gamers back then were treated like socially inept, shut-in, geeky losers with no life by everyone else. And certain people still try to portray them in that light.
Most gamers see PC Gamers as elitist, arrogant, snobs who look down on the rest of the gaming community. And I can probably find some very good evidence of it right here on this thread, if you want.
I'm surprised nobody has commented: Witcher 2 is coming to Xbox 360 [http://www.rpgfan.com/news/2011/1690.html] at least, so place the PC snobbery aside.
My major complaint with the game was the total lack of direction-- I dunno, maybe the manual covers a lot of that, but since I got the Steam edition, the manual wasn't readily available. That, plus the difficulty curve seems absurdly uneven, particularly for a game where you can't set the difficult (I don't think).
Funny ZP tho. Best one in a while, IMHO. Particularly loved the finishing line.
Manual wasn't readily available? Every page in the steam store has a link to see the game manual and if you right click a game in your library there is typically an option to view the manual. That said I do feel your pain of having bought it on steam, I don't imagine you signed up for 9 gig patches when you bought it. I hope that's fixed soon.
Oh and you can set the difficulty at any time and it even asks you at the beginning explaining the differences between each of the settings.
Admittedly, it's not hard to get the manual itself, but alt-tabbing back and forth between the manual and the game is a pain in the ass. I suppose I could just print it out, but that'd be one less thing I could complain about...
I would actually be pissed if I took these "reviews" seriously, but hey since people with the attention span of a fly can relate with yahtzee its all good
its amazing how spiteful some people are
Yes, amazing. Some people can be so spiteful. When will they realize that the ability to enjoy a video game about an albino dragonslaying gigolo is a direct metric of a person's intelligence, and that that's just how it is?
Worst ZP in a while. Can essentially be summed up as "I think PC gamers suck and I don't posses basic cognitive functions or an atention span longer than 5 seconds". I know ZP isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but this one just rubbed me the wrong way...
He dosen't hate PC gamers. He IS one. Yahtzee said his first system was a Commodore 64. Also, when he did his Console War episode he showed the Wii, 360, and PS3 trying to get his love, and then he holds up a keyboard. He's not saying PC gamers or games are bad, but he is saying he thinks the Witcher 2 could have been better. It's not being stupid to not know how to play a game if the game dosen't tell you how to play.
You've probably already been quoted on this, but he isn't. He's stated specifically in a podcast that he's "more of a console boy myself", as well as on his IAMA. So either he's made his 5 billionth self-contradiction, or he's a console gamer. To be honest, I think the former is more likely, but whatever.
I think my favorite part of the review was the tons of verbal abuse he gave to the elitist PC gamer crowd.
Just to elaborate before I get angry responses I know not all PC gamers are elitists.
All very logical things that rely on the common uses of the space-bar during cut-scenes. Developers know that when people want to skip a cut-scene, they first press the space-bar, so to not work upon that would be silly, yes?
but my pea brain isnt big enough to figure out having to press multiple buttons to do something duhhhhhh
Well, if you want someone to look stupid, then stooping to the lowest form of argument (if you can call it an argument) is not something that will make you come off as intelligent, but stupid.
The intelligent thing for the developer to do is having the controls be logical, not "space-bar + right or left click". But alas, you are a mad, mad fanboy that cannot even acknowledge basic faults with the game (i am a huge Oblivion fanboy, but even i admit that the combat could be more fleshed out and the voice actors were repetitive). Admitting to something so blindingly obvious won't reduce the game in any way, shape or form, you can still like the game.
So please, a more grown-up response would be appreciated next time.
Although I think that he should have read the manual, Yahtzee does have a point.
The game SHOULD teach you how to play it. It shouldn't make you read the manual the whole way through just to know the basics, and likewise the game shouldn't not introduce you to mechanics when they're needed.
This process natural progressions from manuals because you learn the mechanics while actually enjoying the game, and the fact that you're gradually introduced to new mechanics means the difficulty can be curved extra well. An example of this would be Dead Space, I suppose.
While manuals are good, teaching the player the mechanics while they are playing, and more importantly introducing the mechanics as they are needed (thus giving you a prime chance to learn them, and also not sh*tting all over you progression wise) is ALWAYS better.
If I need to know something to get past a certain stage, and the game does not and never has until this point told me what that something is, then that game has failed in teaching its own mechanics and the experience is decidedly poorer.
i basically kicked the game into bin after only TRYING to play if for about 20 minutes. it was so stereotypical and bad as it was illogical and boring to play. wtf guys... wtf.
This is precisely why I'm a console gamer, console games don't take all day and I don't have to reduce the graphics to 1st grader quality to actually play. Good review Yahtzee you faustian king amongst us mere mortal squishies. Just remember to have fun with Brink He he he.
It looked a bit like trolling. When you fight with fanboys and you resolve to hate language it is a bit of trolling. But to be fair you troll harder.
mechanixis said:
BLUH BLUH BLUH SHUT UP YAHTZEE, PC GAMING IS THE ONE TRUE RELIGION AND THE WITCHER 2 IS THE MOST WONDERFUL GAME IN THE WORLD. HOW DARE YOU CONTRADICT MY OPINIONS.
It looks good. Flotsam is one of the prettiest creations I've seen, and the clothing/armor design is frequently gorgeous. The best part is the dialogue though. There is so much gold to be found its just....ah...what a game ^^
All very logical things that rely on the common uses of the space-bar during cut-scenes. Developers know that when people want to skip a cut-scene, they first press the space-bar, so to not work upon that would be silly, yes?
but my pea brain isnt big enough to figure out having to press multiple buttons to do something duhhhhhh
Well, if you want someone to look stupid, then stooping to the lowest form of argument (if you can call it an argument) is not something that will make you come off as intelligent, but stupid.
The intelligent thing for the developer to do is having the controls be logical, not "space-bar + right or left click". But alas, you are a mad, mad fanboy that cannot even acknowledge basic faults with the game (i am a huge Oblivion fanboy, but even i admit that the combat could be more fleshed out and the voice actors were repetitive). Admitting to something so blindingly obvious won't reduce the game in any way, shape or form, you can still like the game.
So please, a more grown-up response would be appreciated next time.
if it didnt literally show you how to skip it when you pressed a button then I might be more kind but it does, press almost any button on the keyboard and a lil icon shows up at the top corner that indicates right click to skip, no part of that is hard to figure out, I remember the exact cinematic that he was talking about and I had to skip it a few times, I have no idea how he couldnt figure it out
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