Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[fraserfj]

Like always you said funny stuff.
At least next week you wont review guff.
Arkham Asylum is great but Wolfenstein's shit,
Are limericks in extra punctuation too tough?

 

[Cojon]

awesome review by all standards
I'm trying real hard not to pander
to a humorous bloke who makes really good jokes
but i must with enthusiastic candor

because the verdict was "so-so"
I'm advised not to buy it, y'know?
how a remake like this could turn out as such piss
set my hope for such games at a low

 

[ezeroast]

Yahtzee you are truely a poet.

And he didn't even know it.

so are you sooo... do a poo?

 

[historybuff]

Bravah~

*applauds*

 

[RanD00M]

That was interesting in a good way.Poetry at it's finest.

 

[wurm64]

That was amazing Yahtzee rules

 

[XenoPenumbra]

limricks huh? clever and very well done good as always yahtzee

 

[Conan_Edogawa]

between the irish accent and the limericks, i'm starting to sense a theme. and i like it.

 

[Skeleon]

Wow, this was just amazing.
Grats, Yahtzee, you actually surprised me!
Please don't make a habit of giving actual scores, though.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

So that's what a limmerick is. Pretty cool it seems.

 

[Omega Hunter 9]

My respect for Yahtzee has gone up so much from that review. Never thought he had a poet in him.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

That...that was fucking crazy!
*bows to yahtzee's writing prowess*

 

[thevegetarianzombie]

Wow, he really kept that limmerick going for a long time. Impressive.

 

[Hyp3roptic]

Nice review Yahtzee, the ryming was a nice touch, and the 2 star review, harsh but probably true.

 

[bride_of_lister]

There once was a young woman from Victoria
who awaited Yahtzee's reviews with euphoria
she'd make the effort to stay awake almost 'till day
what a foolish fan girl from Victoria.

Eh. My rhyming dictionary gave out.

 

[Monshroud]

The limerick was just fucking brilliant.

 

[Osloq]

Hahaha great stuff. I will always find limericks amusing.

 

[PumpItUp]

I honestly don't think Yahtzee will do Batman: Arkham Asylum just to fuck with us. Yahtzee has NEVER been predictable enough to do what you think he will.

He's reviewed Painkiller, TWEWY, the XBLA, Saint's Row 2, Thief, 50 Cent, Valkyria Chronicles, and 2.5D.

He did specials on Webcomics, E3, ZP Awards Show, and DUKE NUKEM.

And let's not forget Little Big Planet, X-Blades/Halo Wars, and Munkey Ailand.

You can't call him predictable.

 

[Saboonatic]

All ZP reviews should be like this...

 

[Minjoltr]

I think this is probably my favourite review thus far.