Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

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AndyMacK

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[Who cares? CERN is a sciency place, ergo it must have some sort of resurrection device. QED ;p]

*Lately, Andy had stopped trying to work out what was going on. For most of the time since Sparrows death she'd sat/lain/lived in the APC, staring at the wall-- Thinking. Not staring off into the distance like she'd become unhinged. She hadn't. It was just... Other people could do the fighting now. It was nice to rest after weeks of being hungry, being chased, being stabbed, slashed, shot-- It was just time to stop.

Once the Sparrow got to... France? Probably... Once it got wherever we were going, she'd kick herself back into action. Or possibly the zombies would*

[On an aside, how many scots-people are there in this RP? I count 3-ish]
 

One Seven One

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Chris B Chikin said:
I think the plan is that Portal is going to be cloned from DNA and memory implants he gave us before he killed himself. I know it's a little silly to think that CERN would have a cloning facility, but then again this RP is set in a world of zombies, werewolves, talking Dogs, undersea labs and teleport machines. By comparison, a scientific research facility with a cloning machine is fairly reasonable.

The thing that doesn't click too well with me about this story arc is the bringing Portal back from the dead. Cloning doesn't resurrect the old Portal - it just creates a copy with the same DNA and memories. The continuity is gone. Logically, Portal's soul would remain in the afterlife and another independent Portal would be created down on earth with memories lasting only up until the memory implants were recorded. The new Portal would have no memories of heaven because he had never been there. That's the bit of this that annoys me.

On the other hand, like I said, this story is fully of crazy things, so I'll just run with it anyway.
[i was thinking that too, but since the clone would be a souless shell, portal could inhabit it without a problem]
 

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gamekid171 said:
Guitar Gamer said:
if you hear the radio signal from Alabama then you are far away from the big group, you're actualy at the start of an entirely new story with angryscotsman
[is that alright? I'm fine with hanging around mr scots here]

angryscotsman93 said:
Huzzah, new group!

Party in Alabama!

... Sorry, I just felt a need to say that.
[you toook the words right out of mouth]

"what I wouldn't give for that dam pepsi" Will was about another week from alabama state, not that he could tell since the place was barrem until now, he was entering a suberb and he didn't like it.
"well ol slashy, time to do your work," the sun was starting to go down and he needed a place to rest especially since he only slept 3 imes in the week it took him to get here. "hmmm I always wanted a pool" the place was nextto perfect.

next to no windows and a big oak front door,the bad part though was thing was it was 2 stories tall, "6 dead heads I give, wonder if they have a pepsi" the door was unlocked, bad sign,
"[sup]please have power please have power please have power DAMMMMM!!![/sup] probably runs on a power plant! well good thing I have these" the googles still had full battery and he had one set of back ups.
"woa hey there cernol" the b*sterd was still wearing his white suit " god you must be at least a month old." half his face was rotten away and the suit was even starting to rot, the smell was unbearible but then ,this was alibama so that would probably make the cernol only 4 weeks old what with the hunidity and all "HAA that just makes you easier to cut up! you rotting- oh crap" looks like cernol had a wife and 3 grown up boys, "christ you stink more than the boot camp crapper!! you better have a god dammed pepsi!" the first slash cut the cernol in two "what the- holy crap" he grabbed his arm just before he cut him in half, these were smarter, the moved faster "get off me you yank b*sterd!" one stomp crushed his head in with it's half decomposed state.

the wife and kids were less rotten, "I'd give 2 weeks, huh you couldv't pretty hot in life Mrs heh heh" alabammy wife took a swing at hi but a good put chop cut it clean off, using the momentum he slided to the side and cut her head in half. two boys were stepping up to fight " christ I don't have time for this" *KLAK KLACK* one shot made those two nothing more than a salad of bones and organs, the last boy couldn't of been any olde than 14 teen "aww god damm this is that fight in winnipeg all over again" without the heart to shot the basterd a well timed blow to the head with the stock took care of him "alright time to sweep you @ssh0les out side which basicly what he did since he found the largest broom that he ever saw in the closet next to him.

"lets see if you stick to your southern senses" they did, he found an old duoble barrel shot gun and 10 shells. he took both and locked all the doors, "nice bed curnel" the rest of the house turned up nothing but a can of backed beans and a can of grape pop "AWWWWWW DAM IT I HATE GRAPE POP!!!" turned out they used a small electric heater in the last days of heir life
it seemed enough to charge his ipod (weird how it had a USB port) and make him a cup of coffie (rather crappy coffie these folks had but what ever and slept through the night

[post 2 od the saga of Will I'll see if I can cook up somthing a little more interesting next time]
 

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But I'm officially dropping out. Control Robin as you see fit.
 

Shapsters

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Sparrow Tag said:
But I'm officially dropping out. Control Robin as you see fit.
But may I ask why you are leaving?
 

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Shapsters said:
Sparrow Tag said:
But I'm officially dropping out. Control Robin as you see fit.
But may I ask why you are leaving?
Robin has no revelance, plus I feel the RP is a bit past it. We're really just kicking a dead horse.

Don't mind me though, I'm just a fussy bastard. The new characters should open up the storyline.
 

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I know cloning w/ memories won't result in Portal coming back, which is why I had the whole God bit thrown in. Surely an all-powerful being can do something as simple as putting a spirit into some empty flesh.

Aww.... bye Sparrow. Been nice knowing you. And possible farewell to you too, Shap.
 

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The window smashed as Cole jumped out, the rain of flashing shapes perforating the zombies below him. He took off running, ignoring the dozens of glass-covered monsters trying to grab him.

"Fuck, what happened!?" He angrily shouted, quickly decapitating one as it staggered forward to grab his arm. He caught the reflection on the blade. It had two names on it. In his family, they had a simple tradition: every generation, the best of the clan's sons would be presented with their ancient broadsword, a symbol that showed that he and he alone was their protector. Every time a new steward for the blade was chosen, its former wielder would inscribe a name upon it, one that reflected his experience with the new steward. That would be etched onto the position of honor, directly beneath the blade's name.

His name was Toirneach Leanbh: Thunder Child.

Directly above it, near the top, was the blade's name itself: Lann Rásúir, or Razor Blade. This was placed near the front, as the old clan belief was that the blade would be sharpest where the name was. His name was near the hilt, so as to be closer to the bearer.

He refocused just in time to stop himself from barrelling into a dozen zombies. As he whirled away, he looked at their spacing. "No more than a meter apart, on average. No fun today." He sheathed Thunder Child and took out the Bren. He had used four magazines since then, and killed four dozen zombies with it.

He sighted on his first target, a little girl, possibly twelve or thirteen, and pulled the trigger. Her body flipped over, the blood lacing her hair to look like a crimson flower. He fired again, this time at a man wearing an Alabama National Guard outfit. The round penetrated the skull just above his lower jaw, carving straight into his brain. The creature dropped without a sound, as two dozen more of the zombies converged on the horde already chasing him. Acting purely on reflex and adrenaline, he threw a live grenade at the advancing horde's feet and ran.

He felt the detonation before he heard it, as a stray piece of shrapnel sliced his arm. He ignored the pain, dismissing the feeble ache as just another annoyance as he sprinted to his new goal, the town church. He did allow himself the satisfaction of looking around to see the carnage, and was heartened by what he saw. All around the blast zone were eighteen still corpses, with the other dozen still trying -and failing- to get back up; that particular bomb had had more effect than some of the others he'd tried. He turned back, and noticed that the door was open.

Something moved inside.

Before he could even twitch, a blood-soaked hand shot out, grasping him by his brown undershirt, and dragged him inside. The door slammed shut behind him. He fought back against the hand, screaming in terror, only to be silenced by a punch to the jaw. He relaxed, finally hearing a young male voice rise an octave and shriek in a Texan accent, "Ho-lee SHIT, sir! I-I thought I killed you! Or that you was infected! Or somethin' bad that I don't know about, but probably don't wanna know about!"

"Will you SHUT UP, you bloody loud Yank!?" Cole growled at the young lad standing before him. Lad appeared to be a highly accurate word, as the young boy standing before him couldn't be more than sixteen. He was dressed in military fatigues- desert camo issue, with a boonie hat cocked over the right side of his head. His left shoulder had no sleeve, a ragged scar underneath the new sleeveline showing the probable cause for the asymmetrical appearance of the man's outfit. His face was greasy and dirt-covered from weeks of no showering, and his two front teeth were buck-toothed to a slight degree. Across his back was a mighty M14 assault rifle, replete with a large scope, no doubt filled with optical features, and plenty of ammunition.

"Uh, sorry, sir. I was jus'... Jus' excited, n' all... Haven't seen another livin' bein' in months, sir." The lad's large eyes took on the look of a hurt puppy, although the rifle on his back and the gathering of dead zombies outside seemed to contradict that appearance.

"Ugh... Whereami?" Cole slurred, rubbing his jaw, "Who're you?" He looked down, and his eyes narrowed. "And why the FUCK did you bloody well punch me?"

"Oh!" His eyes brightened again, and he gave a salute so crisp you could slash a man's neck with it. "Lance-Corporal Jacob Provis, United States Marine Corps, SIR!" He barked out, and despite his shoddy appearance, Cole was impressed by his controlled movement and speech. "He looked at him quizically again. "So, sir... Are you.... English?"

"Yeah."

"Uh... Is that... 'Thing' true?"

"What 'thing?'"

"Uh, the... The thing about the teeth, sir...."

"... Ah, no." Cole looked around again, and whistled involuntarily. All around him was a small "arsenal of freedom," as he called it. At least two dozen guns were there, along with... No, wait.

"So that's it," He murmured.

"What?" Provis jibed* in the direction of his gaze, and was struck with understanding. "Oh. Nossir, no ammo. Dry as a bone." He went over to one of the guns, and patted it in a melancholy manner. "Shame, too. I mean, just LOOK at this gun, y'know? Cyclic rate of 650 RPM, uses 7.62 NATO ammuntion- it took almost twelve years to get down right."

"So, you know a lot about guns, eh?" Cole asked.

"Yessir- much good it'll do me, without any ammo to fire, or food to eat."

"No food?"

"Nope."

Cole saw the look of hope in Provis's eyes vanish, and realized what could bring it back. "Hey, I know where we can get PLENTY of food...."

*Jibe: jibing is an old sailing term, describing when a sailing vessel turns AWAY from the wind. I'm using it to describe how Provis moves to convey a slow but fairly smooth way of moving.
 

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After painful million miles around the world he managed to arrive to sean between UK and mainland Europe, he wasn't ready to go over so he stayed at Calais, france part of Eurotunnel. He set up a small fortified camp and started recordin his message.

"Whoever hears this message, I have built up a camp in Calais, if you can't answer this signal you can find me at Calai port, you'll see a helicopter."

He turned it on repeat so it will automatically send the signal out every 5 minutes and went to sleep.

[Well am practically alone like in I am Legend but without a dog :D]
 

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"You know what guys, I... I can't do this. My parents can't live in this shitty world alone. I'm sorry, but I have to go back, I will find a way on my own." Hunter began walking toward a group of parked cars, hoping on was still working, "God luck you guys, perhaps we will meet again someday."

Perhaps at another time I will join back up, so long!
 

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Chris B Chikin said:
Portal Maniac said:
I know cloning w/ memories won't result in Portal coming back, which is why I had the whole God bit thrown in. Surely an all-powerful being can do something as simple as putting a spirit into some empty flesh.

Aww.... bye Sparrow. Been nice knowing you. And possible farewell to you too, Shap.
But this still begs the question Why? Portal is a murderer, and it's enough of a surprise that he made it to heaven, never mind that he's being given a second chance at life.

Perhaps you could try some sort of perjury story? Portal gets sent back to atone for his misdeeds. That would make sense, at least.
I could tell you now, but I think It'll be more surprising/shocking to find out the way I intend, mainly with a shouting fight ended by me ending it with a brief, calm explanation.

Portal arrived at the Gates. No one else was there who needed to be there, but he shrugged it off. It's only been a few hours since God sent out the message. He sat down, pulled out a magazine, and read.

I wonder what ol' Zapper's doing right now...
 

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[Sorry guys. I've had a lot on my plate recently. I'm still in though. Also, nice entrances, Scot and Gamer.]

Zapper's motorcycle slowed down so he could see the sign up ahead. He held his hand up, signaling Jacque and Pierre to stop as well. The two Fremchmen slowed down their motorcycles to a stop as Zapper lifted up his sunglasses to see the sign better. It read, 'Welcome To Paris' in French. Jacque translated the sign, as he had translated everthing else in the country for Zapper.

Zapper was astonished. "Paris, already? Damn, Pierre, we made great time! You really know your way around France! How much longer until we hit Switzerland?"

Jacque blathered something in French to Pierre, who didn't understand English. Pierre replied, and Jacque translated. "'E says eet vill take tree more days at ze most."

"Alright," Zapper replied. 'Three days is good. Hang in there Portal! You'll be back soon enough!'

He put his sunglasses and turned to make sure the other two were ready. Jacque and Pierre... It feels like only yesterday he had met them...

Wait, it was yesterday, wasn't it?

Zapper had met his wingmen at a cafe in a small French town. He didn't catch the name, he didn't want to be bothered to read it. He wouldn't understand it anyway. He had been chased out of three other towns, at first he had thought that it was because he couldn't speak French, but then he checked his mirrors in his van. His one eye was still yellow. It never changed back.

Well, once he got inside the cafe, Jacque introduced himself and Pierre, the two were best friends since elementary school, they were now 29. Jacque offered his services as a translator, and Pierre as a navigator. Both of them brought shotguns, Pierre had a SPAS 12, and Jacque had a sawed-off. As he was about to leave, an old woman gave him a leather jacket that belonged to a man that had been killed on a run for help.

Pierre knew many shortcuts and fast routes, which saved them a lot of time. Eventually, the van ran out of gas, and there was not a petrol station in sight. Luckily, there WAS a motorcycle shop in sight, and they had Ninjas.

Three. Black. Ninjas.

Awesome.

And in the pocket of his leather jacket, there was a pair of sunglasses.

Zapper felt like a total badass.

And, dammit, he LIKED it.
 

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Of the mass of boreness Clirck took a heliride over the channel to seek life.

He turned on the radio and send out messages.

"Can anybody hear me ? I repeat can anybody hear me ? I'm searching for survivors ! If you hear me answer this message or if you can't give out a signal I would see. I am flying with a helicopter."

In a minute he saw the coast of England. He had no idea what to see, fuly working surivivor colonies or like everywhere else, nothing.
 

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Is it still a manual turret, or is it now operated from the inside?