Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[Dorian]

*Pops pills*

Yup. This is as best a time to do it. No weird old man on young girl dreams or anything.

 

[ZapperX]

*Pops pills*

Yup. This is as best a time to do it. No weird old man on young girl dreams or anything.

*Thinks about it*

AGH!!!!! MY IMAGINATION!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dorian]

AGH!!!!! MY IMAGINATION!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!

Exactly.

*Falls asleep*

*Wakes up*

Can't sleep now...

 

[ZapperX]

Wanna talk, man? My nights have been messed up... After High-Mane....

 

[Dorian]

Shoot. Mine are too horrible to be undone by speaking.

*Cleans glasses*

 

[ZapperX]

Well, I... I think I know High-Mane.

 

[Dorian]

*Eyebrows rise*

Really? This is a bit relevant! Who do you think he is?

 

[Sparrow]

[Sparrow begins to nod off, but tries to focus his attention on the several icons and flashing lights on the dashboard.]

[Turns on the Warship's onboard speaker system] G'day flight 51, this is your captain speaking. We'll be hitting some turbulance soon so get strapped in, and remember, no smoking whilst the plane is in air. Today's inflight movie is Dawn of the Dead.

On a more serious note guys... uhh, we're running outta' fuel.

 

[ZapperX]

He... He might be...

Now, listen, I'm not completely positive, but I'm pretty sure.

That man, that wolf is...

WE'RE OUT OF WHAT NOW?

 

[Dorian]

*Stumbles through plane like a drunk*

Do we need an emergency ground-to-plane portal rescue? *Grabs Portal Gun, with a very small dent, almost unnoticeable to the others*

I'm ready to fire if need be.

 

[One Seven One]

(walks up to front of plane)

what do you mean we're running out of fuel!

[i think i know]

 

[ZapperX]

Why is it that whenever we use ANY vehicle, it runs out of gas prematurely?

Seriously, this sucks!

[You think you know High-Mane's secret?]

 

[Sparrow]

[Over speaker] You kidding me? Not even a good marksman could get the shot right, let alone a man with one and a half arms.

We'll be able to continue for a while, and make an improvised stop somewhere along the way. If push comes to shove, we'll just take some of the APC's fuel.

 

[Dorian]

What on Earth do you mean Sparrow? All I need to do is shoot it on the ground. Then we just walk through and don't die!

 

[One Seven One]

[wait i thought we were still in the hanger]

 

[Sparrow]

[Over speaker] Portal. We're flying above a lake. I'm pretty sure that thing can't shoot through water. Although, if someone wants to test it... actually scrap that, don't.

 

[Dorian]

[I just fell asleep (for reals) and woke up to something about Sparrow and flying a plane, so I figured I was carried into it.]

*Switches frequency*

We can always join Andy.

 

[Shapsters]

If you are having trouble sleeping, on can entertain yourself with my magazine ya!

 

[ZapperX]

Sparrow... As big of a fan of dying as I am...

TRY NOT TO HAVE US ALL DO IT!

If you are having trouble sleeping, on can entertain yourself with my magazine ya!

I don't even wanna think about how many times you've used that Doc, so just keep it.

[Kid, if you think you know how I know High-Mane, PM me about it]

 

[One Seven One]

[ohh i thought we were losing fuel becuase high-mane had hit the gas tank, and as an idea how many frequncys does that thing have and can you change the portal size?]