Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[Sparrow]

[Over radio] Look, I'm a good pilot. Nothing is gonna' happen. Besides, I was probally being a bit dramati-- oh shit!

[Silence, as the plane slowly dips, but levels back into position.]

Shit, sorry. Nearly lost it there.

 

[ZapperX]

*blinks as plane begins to dip, Sparrow levels it*

...

LET ME OFF!!!!!!!

 

[Dorian]

[ohh i thought we were losing fuel becuase high-mane had hit the gas tank, and as an idea how many frequncys does that thing have and can you change the portal size?]

[10 frequencies. And I can make them bigger, but I need a large fuel source or I burn up the portal gun's battery supply.... for good.]

 

[Sparrow]

[Over radio] You'll all be fine, so stop worrying and making a big fuss everytime I nearly kill us all. Sheesh.

[Off radio] Uh-oh. Didn't know we had that little fuel...

 

[ZapperX]

Crap, well you shouldn't try to enlarge it then, we might need that gun.

 

[Dorian]

*Swooshes arm around* Oh yeah? Well that sounds like a good idea....

*Dent suddenly cracks, and the gun shoots off a portal*

Ahh! *Caught off guard by the portal, Portal falls through*

*Thud*

Hey, Andy.

 

[ZapperX]

Oh sh- Portal!!

*Jumps through after him*

Agh... That hurt like hell... You o... k...?

*Sees Andy for the first time*

Humunahumunahumunahumunahumunahello, sexy lady!

 

[Dorian]

*Tackles Zapper*

DUDE! What the fuck is wrong with you?!? I'd rather watch a video of Doc having has 'fun'!

 

[Sparrow]

[Over radio] Oh fuck sake, don't tell me I just heard what I thought I heard...

Jesus christ, they're like druken babies.

 

[Dorian]

*On radio*

OI! Not my fault! The gun fired on it's own!

 

[Shapsters]

Vai, vhat happened???!?!!?

 

[ZapperX]

I didn't 'do' anything, I just said what comes naturally after you've seen only men for a month and a half and then are greeted by a very attractive woman with... torn... clothes...

*Gawks*

 

[Sparrow]

[Over Radio] Is the portal still open? Can you jump through?

And Zap, keep it in your freaking pants kid.

 

[ZapperX]

For the love of- I'm talking. Just. Talking. I'm not taking off my pants, I'm not unzipping everything, so everyone just bugger off!

 

[Dorian]

I didn't 'do' anything, I just said what comes naturally after you've seen only men for a month and a half and then are greeted by a very attractive woman with... torn... clothes...

*Gawks*

*Cough* Your.... uh..... pants.... have shrunk..... It leaves little to the imagination....

[Over Radio] Is the portal still open? Can you jump through?
And Zap, keep it in your freaking pants kid.

Yeah, it's open, but the frequency is..... weird..... It's a portal, but I can't duplicate it.... Unless...... Guys. We are dealing with a universal portal. It takes you to whichever portal's closest to your desire. I said Andy, and we came through.

*Shoots portal next to gas station*

Just will for gas! You'll pop up at a station!

 

[Shapsters]

Uh, vat do I do? Vish for gas?

 

[Dorian]

Just think of wanting gas! The portal will take you there!

[Just checked, and Doc got the 1337!]

 

[ZapperX]

I didn't 'do' anything, I just said what comes naturally after you've seen only men for a month and a half and then are greeted by a very attractive woman with... torn... clothes...

*Gawks*

*Cough* Your.... uh..... pants.... have shrunk..... It leaves little to the imagination....

[Over Radio] Is the portal still open? Can you jump through?
And Zap, keep it in your freaking pants kid.

Yeah, it's open, but the frequency is..... weird..... It's a portal, but I can't duplicate it.... Unless...... Guys. We are dealing with a universal portal. It takes you to whichever portal's closest to your desire. I said Andy, and we came through.

*Shoots portal next to gas station*

Just will for gas! You'll pop up at a station!

*Covers crotchal region, a tad embarassed*

*Realizes what Portal just said*

Heh. Andy was your closest desire.

 

[One Seven One]

Yeah, it's open, but the frequency is..... weird..... It's a portal, but I can't duplicate it.... Unless...... Guys. We are dealing with a universal portal. It takes you to whichever portal's closest to your desire. I said Andy, and we came through.

*Shoots portal next to gas station*

Just will for gas! You'll pop up at a station!

{while standing in the doorway of the cockpit)

i wonder how that would work in fighting

[you could use gravity to make any random object stronger than a bullet]

 

[Sparrow]

[Over radio] You kids get back in the car, daddy is trying to do some freaking flying here.

[Extends radio frequency] Anyone who can hear this, watch out for any warships that might be crash-landing on your house.