Zombie Apocalypse Squad (Cancelled !)

[Dorian]

*Covers crotchal region, a tad embarassed*

*Realizes what Portal just said*

Heh. Andy was your closest desire.

It was either Andy, an empty flight tower, ex-51, a skyscraper, or streets covered with werewolves. Not much of a head-scratcher.

 

[ZapperX]

*Covers crotchal region, a tad embarassed*

*Realizes what Portal just said*

Heh. Andy was your closest desire.

It was either Andy, an empty flight tower, ex-51, a skyscraper, or streets covered with werewolves. Not much of a head-scratcher.

Mmm... Good point. So... how do we get back? Just hop back through?

 

[Dorian]

Think of the warship. The universal is just activated by thought, not desire.

 

[Shapsters]

[First off, I am totally 1337, secondly, someone please tell me what is going on and where I.]

 

[Dorian]

[First off, I am totally 1337, secondly, someone please tell me what is going on and where I.]

You're on a warship. Sparrow's flying. My portal gun went hay-wire and shot a random portal which is universal to all existing ones, but only brings you to the one closest to your desire. The warship is low in fuel, and I shot a portal next to a gas station. You need to go through, get gas, come back, and fuel it up so we don't all get the red GAME OVER screen.]

 

[ZapperX]

Alright... Think... Where I want to be...

*Leaps through*

*Lands, face-first, in sand*

*Looks around*

*In communicator* Portal? It didn't work.

 

[Dorian]

*Radio*

Where are you? The streets? Gas station?

 

[ZapperX]

Sand, sand, more sand, small building. Everything looks dead. And sand.

I think... I'm at 51.

 

[Dorian]

Sand, sand, more sand, small building. Everything looks dead. And sand.

I think... I'm at 51.

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, GET OUT OF THERE!!! We do NOT need another radiation subject!

 

[Sparrow]

[Over radio] Kids, get back in your fucking playpen cus' daddy has to go to work at "I'm Trying To Flying A Warship Here Inc."

Seriously, I got loads of these.

 

[Shapsters]

[HEADING=1]GAME OVER[/HEADING]

[sup]Sorry[/sup]

 

[Dorian]

[HEADING=1]GAME OVER[/HEADING]

[sup]Sorry[/sup]

*Laughs so hard I think I woke my mom up!*

 

[Shapsters]

Alright, I am goign through the Portal ya!

Gas station!

*jumps through Portal, grabs some gas, runs back in*

Wjere do I refuel da plane?

 

[One Seven One]

Alright, I am goign through the Portal ya!

Gas station!

*jumps through Portal, grabs some gas, runs back in*

Wjere do I refuel da plane?

on the outside of the plane...

(pats doc on the back)

well good luck with that

[time to land!]

 

[Shapsters]

Alright, I am goign through the Portal ya!

Gas station!

*jumps through Portal, grabs some gas, runs back in*

Wjere do I refuel da plane?

on the outside of the plane... well good luck with that

[time to land!]

Yes Sparrow, land so I can refuel!

 

[Dorian]

I think there's a fuel line in the back of the plane. Either the back, or the cockpit..... It's a big green pipe. Just stick the gas in the tube and pray we don't have a cock-up.

 

[ZapperX]

*Looks at small building*

Portal... hold on. There's... something... here...

*Goes to building*

*Glass on window says Dr. Ni-. The rest is scratched off*

This... is it.

*Enters*

 

[Sparrow]

[Over radio] Kids, daddy is getting... oh, fuck this. Get in the damn plane!

 

[Dorian]

*Hops back on plane*

*Radio, faint to Zapper's ear*

[sup]Zapper! Get back here! Even a werewolf isn't immune to radiation that strong! Zapper! ZAPPPEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!![/sup]

 

[One Seven One]

Alright, I am goign through the Portal ya!

Gas station!

*jumps through Portal, grabs some gas, runs back in*

Wjere do I refuel da plane?

on the outside of the plane... well good luck with that

[time to land!]

Yes Sparrow, land so I can refuel!

oh common that's, the easy way

look, the door is right there just open it and hope you don't fall off