Zombie Attack.

[Nokillme92]

Already thought about that. Within one second of me,fake (hard) rifle useable as club, keyboard, drumstick, knife. within 30 seconds of me? 6 swords, 3 shotguns, 12 sets of knives (a set bieng one in each hand), various sidearms, a crowbar, 2 hatchets, a monkey wrench (think bioshock), my bro (the man is a human weapon, seen him take down 4 people fighting alone), a combat ready replica of Ichigos bankai sword from Bleach (black steel and all), and 5 other people with similar armaments. And I'm not even counting all the scrap metal that can be used as swords.

Bring it zombies.
Just...bring it.

 

[Plauged1]

I have-
A vase
A large lamp
The laptop
My hands
The chair Im sitting in
The table the laptop is on
And thumbtacks.
That should be enough to get me to my room where I can grab my lead pipe. Or my knife collection, depends on how I feel after slaughtering 20-30 zombies.=/

 

[_Cake_]

My laptop(SOOOOooo heavy) and a knife with a 4inch blade

 

[Tesgami]

I have:
-Foam Bat, pretty hard though X_o
-Several 'staves' ranging from broomstick to halloween sickle minus the head
-Unused coca cola refrigerator
-Printer, that nearly killed me a few times by itself
-Scissors, fairly painful.
-Little amp, so small <_<
-A camera, in case we need a Dead Rising reference

 

[LewsTherin]

A bayonet, an axe, a maul,a swiss army knife, a shovel and various other gardening implements, both my parents are 3rd Dan black belts in Karate, and I have a bike and a quick route to my friends house. He has about 6 or 8 swords, knifes, etc. and some BB guns. Then also the various other objects with enough heft to be used as weapons effecively.

Good to go.

 

[Pigeon_Grenade]

Right Now i Have a Saber, a Wakizashi, a tanto, 2 dagger's and 3 Knives All by me

 

[true story]

the mossberg 500 series shotgun that i keep within 5 feet of my computer

 

[Archereus]

Mmmmmmmh should i blow up their heads with telekinesis or through them half away across the world with telekinesis?

 

[luna_moth]

All that's on my desk right now is an alarm clock and some chapstick.... I'm screwed

 

[Corneliusthederelict]

I'll have my balisong on me as soon as it arrives. Until then, I have a bass guitar, a long kitchen knife, and a circular house ornament that's roughly the size of a spartan shield.

 

[Some_Jackass]

My keyboard?

I've got a fan...and a boxcutter!

 

[BoneCrusherBOB]

Keys. well I'm gone. I got like three seconds of life with them.

 

[ValronPiRho]

I have various things strewn about the futon I practically live on such as a blanket (when it's cold), DS, jacket, magazines, laundry hamper, laptop, money box, and some other junk. So assuming I don't freeze up at the sight of a zombie, I'd probably throw the blanket or some other junk a the zombie to distract it while I grab one of the many pocket knives lying around my room, my nearby hiking stick, or (most likely) the metal ladder from the bunk bed above me. I'd then, of course, the the hell out of the zombie with whatever I chose to grab.

 

[BoneCrusherBOB]

This thread is less of a discussion and more of come in state you're peace and forget about it. .Not that Seeing how you'd fair against a zombie threat is bad good to know how you would stand up.

 

[Plauged1]

Already thought about that. Within one second of me,fake (hard) rifle useable as club, keyboard, drumstick, knife. within 30 seconds of me? 6 swords, 3 shotguns, 12 sets of knives (a set bieng one in each hand), various sidearms, a crowbar, 2 hatchets, a monkey wrench (think bioshock), my bro (the man is a human weapon, seen him take down 4 people fighting alone), a combat ready replica of Ichigos bankai sword from Bleach (black steel and all), and 5 other people with similar armaments. And I'm not even counting all the scrap metal that can be used as swords.

Bring it zombies.
Just...bring it.

Jesus fuck, are you the reincarnation of frank west or something?

Fuck everything I had before, give me a car and Ill go through the apocalypse with this dude! (While making zombie roadkill of course.=p)

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Ha good luck being so close to a zombie. Anyway I just realized how vulnerable I am. Must get weapons.

Guns use bullets. Bullets aren't infinite in number, unless you're in Texas. Also, as long as I've got tough clothing that covers all of my skin, I'll be fine.

I mean, I'm not saying having two Ulu would be my first choice if I was surrounded by thousands of zombies. However, if I had to raid a roadside gas station and dispatch of ten or fifteen of them, I'd be set. And, if a zombie came in my room, I guess I'd be able to make short work of it. Depends on what continuity it comes from.

 

[Summerstorm]

A friend crafted that.. (Yeah he is a LOTR fan) i use it as a training sword.. it is heavy as hell... maybe 4 kilogramms. Perfect for the slow zombies, horrible for the fast. And it is just above the monitor. I just need to stand up and the carnage can begin.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3612/3587440367_8767e6923f_b.jpg

 

[Roxim Teaga]

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[IceStar100]

Already thought about that. Within one second of me,fake (hard) rifle useable as club, keyboard, drumstick, knife. within 30 seconds of me? 6 swords, 3 shotguns, 12 sets of knives (a set bieng one in each hand), various sidearms, a crowbar, 2 hatchets, a monkey wrench (think bioshock), my bro (the man is a human weapon, seen him take down 4 people fighting alone), a combat ready replica of Ichigos bankai sword from Bleach (black steel and all), and 5 other people with similar armaments. And I'm not even counting all the scrap metal that can be used as swords.

Bring it zombies.
Just...bring it.

Jesus fuck, are you the reincarnation of frank west or something?

Fuck everything I had before, give me a car and Ill go through the apocalypse with this dude! (While making zombie roadkill of course.=p)

I call back seat