Zombie Attack.

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ZeroFusion

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hmm first id put on my fedora because if zombies are attacking I intend to look kickass, then id attack the zombies with my various textbooks, the laptop im writing this on (though probably not since im going to need something to record my zombie killing exploits) one of the tree glass bottles i intend to break in half and stab zombies with
 

Yegargeburble

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What I have: A locked door, a window too high to climb through, a hammer, a 2 inch knife, and a plastic guitar. After dispatching the initial zombie with a hammer, I would go into my brother's room and "borrow" his wakizashi for a bit.
 

Skeleon

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I got a small TV and the big PC monitor on the same desk, so that's 2 weapons right there.
 

phoenixbeast

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My room is set for such a thing...Got a M1 Garand, a katana, and two swords that strap to my arms above my bed... A claymore is hanging on the wall next to me... A trench knife on the desk next to the claymore... A case with a diving knife, tactical knife, two machetes, and a knife based off the one Rambo uses (the first movie) hang on the wall (They are my dad's and two of the knives are K-Bar)... Some day I'll get my dad to allow me to have the .357 Magnum in my room... Then other various blunt objects that could be used (Old computer, Statue of a dragon, A Nice wooden chair, etc...)
 

Aegwadar

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7.62x54 Mosin Nagant; 3 feet from my computer. One leap and it is in my hands. If I'm slick enough (which is quite possible) I can grab the two stripper clips with ammo on my bookcase in my leap for the rifle.. Holla.
 

Hoxton

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Well if it's within arm reach i think the most proper would be my guitar.
That sucks :(
 

IxionIndustries

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Well then, I'm fucked. I'm in the living room right now.
If possible I'd run into my dad's room, take his Rambo knife and cut up some zombies until I have enough time to barricade myself and pull the guns out from under the bed.

If I couldn't do that, I'd grab my table lamp, and bash it over the closest zombie's head.
Then I'd fend the rest of them off with a screwdriver and a hairbrush.
 

Roxim Teaga

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I have within less than 15 seconds away from me 6 knives, 8 swords a Romanian AK (Wasr-10 specifically, under my bed) a Mosin Nagant and a Lee enfield ( in the closet by my bedroom door ) Various Bludgeoning weapons, my Room-mate has a .357, .45 (Revolver and 1911 in that order) another AK and hes Working on getting a .50, and im not talking a Handgun either. for the firearms we both have 300 rounds a piece give or take ( i have 500 roughly for my AK at any given time, never hurts to be ready for anything ) and while im not an expert marksman we're both accurate enough to hit a target the size of a dinner plate at around 150 yrds though he can go out to around 200,250 on some and still hit consistently
 

Azazcyh

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I have sisors and a can of commpresd air.

I'd be screwed...

Thanks, now I'm so paranoid I had to go grab knife and my cane. Bring it zombies.
 

Gooble

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Computer, heavy stool, lots of heavy boxes, suitcases, guitar, TV, guitar amp, a few metal poles; yeah, quite a lot of things, I could hold out for a while. Or escape onto the roof!
 

NotAPie

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So he gets in right now?
I have fan, laptop, and the knife I use to stab things with when I'm pissed...
I'm going for the knife.
 

DoctorWhat

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Ummm... I have my computer, but I'm not hitting them with that [preciousssss]. Uh, an empty 2litre plastic bottle; yeaaaaahhhh... Some dvds: I could use them as shurikens? OH, I have some Lynx (Axe) I could spray at them and *fumbles* YES! I HAVE A ZIPPO! *flicks* GODDAMMIT IT'S EMPTY! I R scrood...
 

SomeLameStuff

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Well, there's my fencing sword...

Actually, I'd rather use my fencing helmet. Does more damage. Or my lighter + deo combo.
 

Psypherus

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All I've got within arms reach of myself is a knife and it's not a very big one. I dont think I'll be taking any zombies out with it without being turned into one.
 

Psypherus

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phoenixbeast said:
My room is set for such a thing...Got a M1 Garand, a katana, and two swords that strap to my arms above my bed... A claymore is hanging on the wall next to me... A trench knife on the desk next to the claymore... A case with a diving knife, tactical knife, two machetes, and a knife based off the one Rambo uses (the first movie) hang on the wall (They are my dad's and two of the knives are K-Bar)... Some day I'll get my dad to allow me to have the .357 Magnum in my room... Then other various blunt objects that could be used (Old computer, Statue of a dragon, A Nice wooden chair, etc...)
Remind me never to fuck with you