Zombies: Are they real or am I losing my mind?

[Ekonk]

Well, we're fucked.

At least I've got a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide.

 

[lewism247]

OK, so yesterday I was at a friend's house, and on my way home, I saw a few...odd things. My neighbor, usually a live wire, was acting very slow, and he was bleeding a little bit from the corner of his mouth. I know he could have been in need of dire medical attention, but I just ran home. This morning, I saw a few people who were in a very catatonic state, and they were shuffling listlessly through the street. Some of them looked drunk, which wouldn't surprise me, but one or two of them(there were about 5) looked completely gone. Their faces were just kind of...still. If you've ever been to a funeral you know what I mean. It was eerie, and I'm wondering, is it all situational, or is it time to hoard supplies and ammo?


Edit: If it just so happens that this IS the beginning of some form of zombie apocalypse(not excluding 28 days later situation), I'm gonna have to say 2 things.
1: Told ya so.
2: If I survive, I'll be making daily posts, and as long as I do FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T LET YOUR GOVERNMENT NUKE AMERICA.

Update: OK, getting more freaked out now...there's about ten of them out there and they're just...shuffling. If I had a video camera I'd show you guys. I'll borrow my buddie's webcam and see if I can't get a video of 'em...

Update: The military police from my base HAVE been mobilized. They're assessing the situation right now. I can only state at this moment that everything that can be done IS being done. Please do NOT take this as a sign of a coming apocalypse. Most likely, it is a result of excess partying. A quarantine is NOT, repeat, NOT in effect, and there will be no shut down of the city.

I sense someone taking the piss.

If not, I'm in Scotland, nothing like cou-

Oh snap.

 

[spartan1077]

Well it is kinda good that zombies are happening We needed natural thinning and killing off 3 billion people might be cool. Now just killing the zombies and we have a non over populated world Keep those updates coming

 

[Iwata]

Oh, you people with you paranoid, juicy brains...

Zombies aren't real! And even if we were, there would be nothing you could do about it.

Stop being paranoid, unlock your doors and windows, leave the helmets and shotguns at home, crawl out of that basement, and come outside to join us and enjoy life, as it were.

 

[Lyx]

Oh, you people with you paranoid, juicy brains...

Zombies aren't real! And even if we were, there would be nothing you could do about it.

Stop being paranoid, unlock your doors and windows, leave the helmets and shotguns at home, crawl out of that basement, and come outside to join us and enjoy life, as it were.

That kinda sounds like the borg or the many.... just with more "happy" tone.

 

[Iwata]

Oh, you people with you paranoid, juicy brains...

Zombies aren't real! And even if we were, there would be nothing you could do about it.

Stop being paranoid, unlock your doors and windows, leave the helmets and shotguns at home, crawl out of that basement, and come outside to join us and enjoy life, as it were.

That kinda sounds like the borg or the many.... just with more "happy" tone.

Resistance is futile. So why worry?

 

[Davichu]

got to admit iv set up a whole plan with my mates on how we could survive for a while
all im saying about it is that it contains some samurai swords off one of them and a shotgun with around 300 shells from another.

never hurts to be prepared

 

[Geekosaurus]

I think zombies and mind-losing sort of go together. In more ways than one.

 

[sabbat]

Lay off the crack a little, dude. You're making connections that aren't there. Might land you in a little trouble if you take note of them.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

My first piece of advice is to buy The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks if you don't already have it. (I always keep mine in my house)

If you really do think it is something big (And I'd say a lot of people are hoping it is) then pay attention to how the military police handle the situation (Execution by headshots etc) or if there have been recent cases of missing persons or homicide involving a gunshot wound to the victim's head or a crushed skull. Damn, the Zombie Survival is a good read!

 

[TimeLord]

I'm ready

*loads shotgun*

*realises that I have no shotgun or firearms of any kind*

*panics*

My first piece of advice is to buy The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks if you don't already have it. (I always keep mine in my house)

At least I have this!

I will defend myself with a paperback and a Sonic Screwdriver!

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Why are you all assyming so readily that these zombies should be killed?

Bloody racists. It's like the undead have no rights...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWkEjT1r3Fo

 

[Jumpingbean3]

Off handed creepiness aside, I live in Chicago.

Well if you're living in a big city you have nothing to worry about. They're just suffering from a disease commonly found in the cities known as "Emotional Death".

Causes of Emotional Death are numerous but can include an exhausting job, an aggressively small salary, being surrounded by people you mutually despise or who you despise but for some reason they really like you, an excess of paranoia, the fact that you're constantly being stalked by people who glare at you from beneath stupid looking hoods and constantly refer to you as a "Fockin Coont", polluted air, monotony and a lack of adequate plant life.

It is similar to being a zombie in that people who are afflicted are not really alive and have an uncontrollable desire to rip someone's throat out with their teeth (although in this case it's a result of pent up rage rather than a lean towards cannibalism) but it's not quite the same.

 

[spartan1077]

Update: Everyone involved was found to be in proper health. Except me. I have food poisoning... -.-

lololololololollool

 

[Eren Murtaugh]

Update: Everyone involved was found to be in proper health. Except me. I have food poisoning... -.-

lololololololollool

Talk about your poetic justice... But it really does suck.

 

[Communist partisan]

Time to robb the supermarket, and why not nuke america? specally if it's filled whith zombies ;P

 

[spartan1077]

Update: Everyone involved was found to be in proper health. Except me. I have food poisoning... -.-

lololololololollool

Talk about your poetic justice... But it really does suck.

I think I said it above but it would've been nice for some excitement like zombies I just wanted to kill something