Recent content by 1ronJ4m

If I were Gordan Freemon, I would just suddenly Say: "Well fuck ye all I'm off for someplace not this fucked up" and then open a megawesome interdimensional gate to a cool planet and let them idiots look stare in astonishment while I step thru tha gate and then close it behind me.

Well, thanks for clearing this up, but I never said any of this is true or I believe it.

... China is scary. After all, the Triad is run by the government!

Well I don't believe it but it's not very heart-warming: The "2012 end of world theory" comes from the Mayan calendar that states 2012 as the "end of time". This can be interpreted into either the date the calendar ends, or the date the world ends. Now some guys say that some kinda "extra" dwarf...

I'd go with a Staff-style lightsaber (aka Darth Maul): one blade would be red, the other blue. And I'd be an intergalactic pirate. Gar!

Invulnerable sociopathic humans who can jack helicopters. Damnit, ninja'd by rockstar.

The Everyone Must Pay Us To Defeat Teh Evil Super Ninja Killer Spaec Zombies Of Doom Treaty. Obvious, isn't it?

O man, I feel bad for being half-german right now. Anyway, what's up with their government psychotic rage against video games? Fascism was more than 60 years ago, yet they always fear the rise of that kinda system. Right now, what they are doing is somewhat harsh for a "normal" government.

HK 47. He's the most brutal, psychopatic ,mass murdering robot ever. He despises organic life, is utterly egomaniac and insane. But he's still the best character from the Kotor games.

I remember not long ago I had a dream that made me really sad: I was hanging out with my father somewhere in the city. It was completely normal, nothing irrealistic happened. Then I woke up, and realised that my father is actually dead.

Somebody once told me to turn the TV off. I formed a gun with my hand, ponted at the TV, said "Boom" and it turned off.

This way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwGP9DAAi4A Pure win.

Basically Assassin's Creed with the Templars and all that shit. Although I still find the story entertaining. Because conspiracy theories rule.

I know about 6 words in Japanese.

Being badass doesn't necessarily mean being evil. And what about the 2 Overlords? On topic: Probably Sam Fisher. Well he isn't evil, but he's definitely badass.