Recent content by Archroy

The mosy disturbing thing I've seen was in a nightclub toilet about 15 years ago. I went to the sink to wash my hands and saw a bar of soap; with teeth marks in it. Not a little nibble mind, but about a third of the bar gone in one big bite. It's also one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

I got smacked in the face with a four pound lump hammer at work once. It hit me on the cheek and it didn't hurt for about half an hour or so. Then it started throbbing away.

At that price and duration, you'd have to be fucking her to get your money's worth. No handjob though, not with those claws.

I've always found American bacon to be vile. Over here it's the cheapest, nastiest stuff.

He caused so much popping of the booties, there was an equal and opposite reaction, causing a popping of the belly.

If you're working around heavy machinery, power tools or just in a noisy environment, wear hearing protectors, even if you get mocked for it. Going deaf sucks balls.

Looks like a lady, but it's really a boy.

Nothing wrong with keeping pets. What is wrong in my opinion, is the breeding and selling of inbred, unhealthy, pedigree dogs, which are then sold for stupid amounts of money, when shelters are full of unwanted animals.

Are we talking arty Andrew blake stuff, or Max Hardcore style puking and speculums?

Me and a married woman in her living room. Husband upstairs. I later found out he was listening.

I can't help but worry that Ivy's clunge would be full of aphids.

It can be horrendously uncomfortable. The foreskin is there to protect the glans from chafing amongst other things.

Take a look here for circumcision related deaths. I dunno how many of them you would regard as fitting your criteria though. http://www.cirp.org/library/death/ And the following is a fucking beauty. Religion at work in the modern world...

No. It would be a ****'s trick [http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?term=cunts%20trick&defid=1993115]. Punch in the face for a first offence. Tubes tied for the second.

According to this wiki page, since 1973 in the USA, there have been 140 cases where a death row inmate was later exonerated. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_exonerated_death_row_inmates#United_States