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    You are killed by the last weapon you used in the last game you played.

    I was murdered by three successive hits of five-of-a-kind poker hands. Damnit Runespell.
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    Bring back any author you like back to life?

    I, like the others, know exactly where the hell my towel is.
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    Poll: how often do you say you play video games?

    Couple of hours a day, prettymuch.
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    games you can recall in a second that fully satisfied you start to finish

    Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 Banjo Tooie.
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    The Escapist's Official Holiday Unboxing Post

    I use the slide-and-chop method. Saves scissors.
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    What annoys you most in Online Gaming?

    I'm an old WoW hand when I think online. FPS wise, just hackers. If someone's really, really good? I love trying to bring them down. It challenged my creativity. Of course, I don't play modwar, mostly just class based shooters. Anyway! OP. I hate people who are wrong and insist on...
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    Poll: i swear I'm the only one whos noticed assassins creed 1 sucked

    Loved the first game, Loved the second. I can see exactly why people thought the first was repetitititititititive, but I got over that by giving myself challenges (like only ever using the Hidden Blade when possible) or acting like a random badass motherfucking assassin. Also, I am...
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    What is your favorite word?

    My favourite word is Plinth, but only when a woman says it slowly. It's pleasing to me.
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    Voice over man

    "Kanye West? That guy's a Jackass" Oh. wait. I've got Obama saying that as my ringtone... "Twilight is an insult to literacy, I know. But you've got a message" That'll do it.
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    Your real life nick name

    Wookie, Chewbacca, Lachy, Latch, Baka, Bara, Barak, your majesty, Sir, Lach, bro, you, asshole, Prat King, the list goes on. and on. and on.
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    Young Online Gamers

    Unless the voice is actually going to cause my ears to bleed, I have no problem with younger online gamers. Oh, wait, scratch that. I hate playing with younger online players because half the team will stop and comment on it and all that random shit gets really really annoying quite fast...
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    TF2 Update Continues, Demoman Gets...Sword and Shield?

    Despite what others might think, I'll enjoy this. And if it makes someone create a jousting demo-on-demo arena style map... BRING IT ON! I can see the use for it certain strategies, too, but more of a stalemate breaker with a medic. You know, activate Kritzkrieg and charge past a line...
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    TF2 ethnography help!

    1: 17 2: Male 3: Since the Scout Update. 4: Vocal chat, text chat, fragging, getting fragged, getting backstabbed, shooting with my minigun... 5:"move up" "watch out" "behind" "You are a loose cannon, Sandvich, but you are a damned good cop!" (To me, that's lingo) 6: Well, there seem to be...
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    Games they should have spent that extra time on?

    I prefer to think of Assassin's Creed as a Demo to Assassin's Creed 2. I feel better that way. For my money? I say Dragon Age origins. I mean, I love the game, but you can be a human noble or a human Mage. I mean, c'mon, where are the human commoners! every other race has at least a 1:1...
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    So I ask you, Escapists.... What is the Truth?

    Fair enough. I just used to enjoy the thought that the world could be just a little more mad.