Recent content by Captain_Ne-San

My knee high black boats, they kill my feet but I look really hot in them. My black and grey striped hoodie it so comfy I've slept in it a few time and this pair of black jeans I stole from my boyfriend.

It was an estate sale, but same difference really. I don't remember how much they wanted but they had a whole table of old medical supplies. Like wooden handled surgery knives and all that, I really wanted them but my dad saw me looking at them and said no.

The first pickle out of the jar, after they got cold. A good strong vodka based drink and a smoke with friends and/or family. Smell of a campfire. Go to sleep with my cat curled up next to me purring away. Cheese. When my sister calls me. 'Cause she rarely does. Weird one, but...

I have done this several times, you'd think I'd learn, but I'm pretty sure everyone does this. A cousin pushed an empty swing at me and this is a very gnarly swing, it's held to this tree by like 30 feet of chain and is made out of this thick ass, wide board. When the rest of my family yells my...

Yeah, my boyfriend's dad owns one. They market them as brush burners, watched him de-ice his porch with it this last winter. Scary, stupid moment. Onto odd facts- The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year. Thomas Edison, the inventor of the lightbulb was afraid of the dark.

About two years ago, I got what we think was the flu. But we've never been sure. I had a really high fever, I had this headache that wouldn't go away even when I slept and my muscles ached so bad that they would start to spasm. I couldn't do anything about because my work never sent out my...

I have a Marvel t-shirt, a X-1999 wall scroll, a Fruits Basket poster, a Rocky Horror Picture Show poster (got it the first time I ever went to see RHPS in a theater) a talking Pikachu, another stuffed Pikachu, a Gundam Wing t-shirt and a bunch of little paper Princes from Katamari Damacy that a...

This is a dumb statement because my boyfriend's razors cost $12, mine cost $5 and they're orange not pink. There is a difference between the two kinds of razors though. Screw Waxing, that hurts and it's more expensive then shaving. The home kits don't work worth a damn.

I've had this happen here in the states. I was riding my bike home with my sister. Someone yelled something about my chest, I'm "full figured" so I'm used to this just not while racing home. I rode my bike off the curb and crashed, skinned my elbow, shoulder, knee and ankle. Along with a nice to...

My friends back in my hometown all said "Shit the Bed" but nobody I've met since says that. I don't swear in other languages but I have a habit of throwing odd words from other langauges into my daily use. A bit of German, Latin and Japanese here and there.

It all depends on who I'm around. With my dad, I really didn't have to worry because I got a chunk of my musical taste from him so we're okay. My sister is the same way, but there's stuff I skip cause I know she hates it. With my friends I don't really care, if they ask I'll skip it. If they...

Two weird ones I like: Ranch on Oreo cookies - It sounds horrible, but for some reason it's really good. No I was not high when I tried this. Chocolate Syrup on Pringles - Have to be the plain kind, but it's great. Taste like carnival food.

Captain Ne-san, I got from me friend Kei (her nickname came from taking a letter from her first, middle and last name) decided that she wanted to call me Ne, it's the 3rd and 4th letters of my name, Vanessa. Her friends called her Kei-chan, so I became Ne-san. The Captain, was a thing with my...

School sucks, but your smart so get better grades. The girl your best friends with now will stab you in the back in a couple of years and then try to come crawling back when your 20 cause she's stuck with a shitty husband and three kids. Try to get outside more and be more active cause...

A cigarette while I'm on the phone with a friend, with a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and my favorite porch chair.