Recent content by Carbonyl

Man, I do not give a flying fuck if you leave the seat up, as long as you have it up while you are peeing. I never understood that trope....and I've never known anyone who actually had a problem with or arguments about leaving the seat up. I only care that the area is clean, I am not so addled...

Never enough dildos. I demand more, in even more outrageous and unexpected context!

I actually don't know who the authors you mentioned are, but my favorite fantasy author will always be Terry Pratchett. Most of his books are comedy fantasy, but if you're looking for a more serious one, his newest, The Long Earth, is incredible. It's more sci-fi than fantasy, but it's a blend...

I don't think the concept of a musical condom is feasible. Where would you put the speakers?

Well, my boyfriend used to have an apartment-mate who asked us to just play music really loud to cover up the fact that I was wholly incapable of keeping quiet, so we had a play-list of belly-dance techno and eletcro-swing music to cover it up when he was home. As a synesthete, music can...

Happy Birthday Daystar! I'm not changing my avatar, because that is too much work. But I did scrounge up the energy to find a reaction image! Here you go: IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m303tbWEiz1qzs6oc.jpg

"Please Excuse My Comrade, He's Been Hit In The Head Recently" My life is not so exciting, but the people around me make vastly stupid decisions, so my story would mostly be theirs.

Dude, honey is so sticky, it'd get in your hair and her clothes and it would annoy the fuck out of you. It would get into....crevices.

I want to be able to get consistent lab results for my protein binding assays or alternatively, I wish I could get my homework done more quickly so that I had time to tweak my assays conditions. Actually, what I want is more time. I want more hours to use. I wish for time.

BrOwl! Reporting in! By day, I will be a mild-mannered science teacher, by night: THE BROWL. HOOT-HOOT BITCHES. Evil beware, and students, do your homework!

Protein-ligand binding. Cytoskeletal rearrangement. VEGF gradients on the ECM. Glycolysis. Cookies. Especially with cream inside. Making pasta. Fire dancing. Normal dancing. Consistent lab results. The slightly purple scent of cardamom. Good hugs. The smell of sunlight. The...

No, I mean this glorious mass of text that explores the deep, emotional connection the planets have. http://kigichi.tumblr.com/post/31637185500/lalondes-wonking-bootylicious-buggy-kdm13

Guys, I have seen people ship Jupiter and the Earth the second a news story hit about a meteor headed towards the inner solar system but hit Jupiter instead. It was beautiful, actually. Very well written fanfic. And then fanart. Then someone decided that the periodic table needed to get shipped...

SO ADORABLE. YES. CUTE. YOU HAVE DONE A GOOD THING.

I don't think my eyesight is good enough to find threads in the water, even if I was willing to go save them. But I do have a story about throwing things in a river in a hurry!