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Alyssa to Me: You know... your eyes look like cow eyes Me to Alyssa: umm.. thank you?

lmao PERFECT TIMING! I just returned from my mate's house. She has two FEMALE dogs. One tried humping the other.. I was a tad confused but it was just so funny to watch a girl dog hump her way after another girl dog! hahah then she came after my foot... i left lol

i took it.. it repeated itself and was annoying.. please don't waste my time again... and HA I'M 17!!!

i laughed my fookin arse off reading that! hhhhha! crying! i'm crying lmao!

from a movie i liked "CAPTAIN KIRK'S NIPPLES!" but for me it's be HOLY SHI-FECAL MATTER BATMAN! oh and from a game (conker's bad fur day) "Oh my giddy aunt this is not good"

i enjoy making little kids cry.. hahahahahaha funnay

HOLY SHI-FECAL MATTER BATMAN! FRANK 'N FURTER IS YOUR AVATAR!! you are automatically awesome! mine.. well the other day on a thread similar to this.. cough.. someone said they though i might have had i fetish for 'crap' and a love of thin pancakes 'crepes' lmao and combined the two! i...

oh my giddy aunt! that was an amazing cartoon!

i don't exactly know how to respond to this.. i live in the U.S. and the drinking age has kinda always been 21 for me -lol- soooo.. i definitely think it should be 18 'cause yeah that's when you're an "adult" why not gain all your rights then and there? plus i'm almost 18 so 'course i'm...

-lol- i meant crape.. DRAKE THE DRAGONHEART! FEARED CRUSADER FROM DENMARK CARRYING HIS TRUSTY STEAD 'CAUSE HE'S JUST THAT MANLY! HE HAS THREE WEBBED TOES AND HE NAMED 'EM ALL SUSAN! HIM AND "SUSAN" WILL BATTLE TREACHEROUS MAN-EATING, FIRE-BREATHING, SHARK FINNED DINGO'S!!!! OF COURSE PEOPLE...

-!!GASP!!- you are just to good at this game!!! and killerMidget obviously is a REALLY tall guy named after his great aunt Fannie.. so his name is definitely Master Chief! he crawls out of bed everyday with this agonizing itch of sorts to flap his arms and throw spam at people... ew.. spam..

One Man named FRANK! (idec if your name isn't frank it is now!) One man, who enjoys sherbert so much.. he combined the awesome powers of sherbert with the ever popular name FRANK and got... FURBURT! WITH THIS POWER AT HIS FINGER TIPS HE CAN DO NO WRONG!and can shoot an infinite amount of...

I'm crying that was disturbing i'm going to FUCKIN skin you alive! heartless bastard i eat animals but to skin em alive! that's just terrible

STICKERS! I FUCKIN HATE THOSE STICKY BASTARDS! THEY CAN BE ERASED FROM OUR EXISTENCE NOW WITH GREAT PLEASURE!

i was walkin home from school talkin with me mates, and a squirrel crosses our path me- "aww a squirrel! wish i had a rifle!" the squirrel jumps on the near by fence.. JUST as he goes to jump off i look away look back BAM FOTHA MUCKAS! two FARKEN squirrels!!! I Was shittin bricks and...