Poll: The Person Next To You's Username

[TheAmazingTGIF]

So since there are a bunch of threads about talking about your own username I think it would be more fun to have you explain the origins/meanings of the person ahead of you, behind you, or that one guy down the street's username.

For whoever posts next:
The parents of this user originally called them their username for the first three years of their life, because they ran out of ideas for names on their one other sibling (Joseph Martin Bartholomew Orangello Renaissance Michelangelo).

 

[Distorted Stu]

Bit confused about what you mean to be honest? Or is that just me?!

 

[Internet Kraken]

Bit confused about what you mean to be honest? Or is that just me?!

Nope, I'm also confused. Then again I am easily confused.

 

[TheAmazingTGIF]

Bit confused about what you mean to be honest? Or is that just me?!

Lord no. That is what would make so much more fun.

 

[sheic99]

Bit confused about what you mean to be honest? Or is that just me?!

Nope, I'm also confused. Then again I am easily confused.

You're supposed to do something like this.

"Internet Kraken chose his name as a warning to all forum goers that he is always lurking at great depths in the internet. And will strike towards unsuspecting threads and drag the posters to a digital hell."

 

[Griphphin]

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Mr/Mrs.sheic99 devised his/her usename for the sole purpose of confusing poster that would dare try to unravel the mystery of aformentioned username.
Yeah, I gots nothing on that one :[

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

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Mr/Mrs.sheic99 devised his/her usename for the sole purpose of confusing poster that would dare try to unravel the mystery of aformentioned username.
Yeah, I gots nothing on that one :[

Griphphin is just really bad at spelling.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

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Mr/Mrs.sheic99 devised his/her usename for the sole purpose of confusing poster that would dare try to unravel the mystery of aformentioned username.
Yeah, I gots nothing on that one :[

Griphphin is just really bad at spelling.

Mrsnugglesworth has an affinity for the occult that will one day spell their demise.

 

[teisjm]

The op's username "theamazingTGIF" is actually connected to his avatar, which is, like many otehr avatars an animated GIF fiel, only difference is that his is a T-GIF (TURBO-GIF) it "moves" so fast that the human eye can't see it, and will think it's just a stationary image.
How did he make his GIF a turbo-GIF you may ask?
He made it after drinking POWERTHIRST!

Spoiler: 400 BABIES!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

God know's what "Furburt" means. But it has a ring to it, so I can't complain.

 

[keybird]

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Mr/Mrs.sheic99 devised his/her usename for the sole purpose of confusing poster that would dare try to unravel the mystery of aformentioned username.
Yeah, I gots nothing on that one :[

Griphphin is just really bad at spelling.

Mrsnugglesworth has an affinity for the occult that will one day spell their demise.

Valate chose his/her name due to his/her car-cleaning abilities.

Obsession with stuffed animals

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

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Mr/Mrs.sheic99 devised his/her usename for the sole purpose of confusing poster that would dare try to unravel the mystery of aformentioned username.
Yeah, I gots nothing on that one :[

Griphphin is just really bad at spelling.

Mrsnugglesworth has an affinity for the occult that will one day spell their demise.

Valate chose his/her name due to his/her car-cleaning abilities.

No, it was my ability to build nothing with nothing.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

God know's what "Furburt" means. But it has a ring to it, so I can't complain.

And congratulations, you have discovered the reason I chose it! It had a ring to it.

The reason you are called squid94, is because you are the 94th squid.

Your insight into user-name choice astonishes me =D

 

[crape]

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Mr/Mrs.sheic99 devised his/her usename for the sole purpose of confusing poster that would dare try to unravel the mystery of aformentioned username.
Yeah, I gots nothing on that one :[

Griphphin is just really bad at spelling.

Mrsnugglesworth has an affinity for the occult that will one day spell their demise.

Valate chose his/her name due to his/her car-cleaning abilities.

One Man named FRANK! (idec if your name isn't frank it is now!) One man, who enjoys sherbert so much.. he combined the awesome powers of sherbert with the ever popular name FRANK and got... FURBURT! WITH THIS POWER AT HIS FINGER TIPS HE CAN DO NO WRONG!and can shoot an infinite amount of sherbert from said finger tips too... hellz yeah!

 

[happysock]

For the person below me, whenever filling in forms they use their user name and put it in the first name box on the form.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

God know's what "Furburt" means. But it has a ring to it, so I can't complain.

And congratulations, you have discovered the reason I chose it! It had a ring to it.

The reason you are called squid94, is because you are the 94th squid.

Your insight into user-name choice astonishes me =D

I assumed Squid94 is a rare mutant squid, with 94 tentacles!