Recent content by Double-O

vodka and red bull.. but its a slightly different form of 'buzz'

Syndicate

tumble drier or you can hunt down the dude who made a fully functional man-sized tetris costume a while back.

A katana. pretty easy to just calmly slide it out in slo-mo from the scabbard/casing thing strapped to my back, and theres no need to worry about ammo, especially if its of the Hattori Hanzo variety

Katana. Preferably one crafted by Hattori Hanzo himself.

I second this. If u look deeper into this anime, you will find themes such as evolution, growth, courage, maturity, and progress, even while u marvel at the absolute balls-out uber action and story-line, and its all deliberate, not a producer after-thought. NB anime is actually called Tengen...

Attack of the Killer Tomatos. The title speaks for itself.

I second this. It's also stereotypical, bigoted, retarded and just generally inaccurate.

'PlayStation palmar hidradenitis'. Yes, it exists, a real skin disorder you can get.. from playing a little to much Playstation. There's now conclusive proof that Playstation is bad for you. My only question though, is how can they suddenly create a new disease when there has only been ONE...

Also your fellow rebels in Freedom Fighters, I really felt like we were all brothers in arms taking our the Russians, although I enjoyed sending them to scout areas heavily infested with troops alone, because they were pretty useful.

Alyx from HL2. She is a) super cute, b) useful in combat and c) also a damsel in distress I would virtually do anything for (including attacking Combine special forces with just a crowbar after depleting all my ammo seconds earlier)

Forget James Bond, I am THE 00, the pinnacle of all undercover lovers.

indeed

I just say stuff like "oh yea? ... well, your queen", which is a variation on the 'your mum' retort. Mind you, I've never used this retort in a country where there is an actual monarchy in power, so yea. There's also the "fuck your couch" attack.

Justice and torture really have no place together when said in the same sentence, both are perpetually contradictory.