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Species can mate, but their offspring becomes sterile. That's why we don't have that many "ligers". They exist, but can't bring their genes onwards. Dogs have "races", but they are essentially the same species. I'm not an expert in biology, so don't quote me on this though. Also, regarding...

Here here! I was about to make a big care-post, but you beat me.

I believe in eugenics, of a very special kind. If you base your ideal world on high school biology fueled by the rage you feel whenever you see a pick-up truck, just throw yourself off a cliff.

Not really, I haven't chosen this name anywhere else. I like to spread my names around. It's more a parody of the angry suburban adolescent rebelling against his family. I think it's more fun than "SpagettiPants89". More importantly, does it matter? Also, do you have any reason for naming...

"If you contact IT at editor@escapistmag.com and ask for a name change I'll unban you. FuckYouDad is a little too harsh for our site standards. We're kind of a PG-13 site. Keep that in mind when you're posting as well and we're all good. Let me know if you have any other questions. Thanks...

Lord almighty. He almost had half a review in there. Talk about story, check. Talk about graphics, check. Talk about the sandbox elements which doesn't quite add up, check. Go off on a rant on how people created content ruins the media? Ok, sure. You have a point. Aaaand... We're done? Did you...

This is only good in contrast to the ridiculously bad "Unskippable" shit in the end. DURR HURR SUICIDE

Oh no! Not ephemeral!

I think this article is horrific. Realism? Can you in any way view the breasts in modern games as real? Have you ever seen breasts up close, or is your idea of breast realism based on porn? I don't find the idea of breasts in games as something horrible. Yeah, sure, it's sexist to show off...

If you had seen Stalker you would know that's the joke. Edit: For an accurate portait of making Stalker a game, make a mod with no enemies, lots of radiation areas and the only action is screwthrowing. Oh, and you win by killing God.

Personally I can't wait for "The Great G.A.T.S.B.Y." I suspect it's going to be very similar to Mafia.

I'm done with Star Wars. Done. After playing Lego Star Wars, Soul Calibur 4, watching the Family Guy Star Wars special and now seeing this shit, I wipe my hand off the whole franchise. No part of any Star Wars movie was THIS good.

I can honestly say I had no idea people took a game about Nintendo characters kicking the shit out of each other this seriously.

That would be because he is. Every one of his points can be pointed out as just plain wrong, and we have no idea how he got them. Wait what? He got this game, brought over a few buddies to try it, was not impressed and this means he is wrong? I read your points, but they are all pretty...

The people who doesn't think he is a "real" reviewer are the people who just think it's funny when someone talks really fast and is really angry but throws a huge hissy fit whenever THEIR favorite game is pissed on and talks about how he is just some cynical jerk who only plays games for two...