Recent content by GeneralViolence

I actually find myself enjoying Halo Wars more than I thought I would. It works for the X360 and ISN'T crap, which is really saying something. One small step for Bungie/Ensemble, one giant leap for console RTS!

The only peaceful thing he's been doing is cleaning up other people's messes for them and giving every other country he visits the thumbs-up to democracy. Honestly, give it to someone who deserves it.

I can barely contain my annoyance whenever a Labour government is in office. I live in Queensland, Australia. The biggest embarrasment would have to be Anna Bligh, I reckon... She sells all our State assets and then decides to go on MasterChef? I thought she had a State to run! Oh, wait, its...

"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide safe testing environments. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it." "Please note that we have added a consequence for...

At first, the switch is a bit of a bugger, but once I've been playing with a new controller for a while, I get used to it.

The worst show you will lays your eyes upon is Bobo-bobo-bobobo (I'm being serious). If you have ever been unfortunate to watch it, you will know what I'm talking about. The main character has the power of the Fistof the Nose-Hair, and every episode has absolutely ZERO plotline. Event he...

I can hold my own against anyone in anything except for fighting games. I never seem to be able to remember any combos or anything...the best fighting game I've played is SSBB, which says a lot about my distaste for fighters... I'm indulging in Halo multiplayer at the moment, and I don't seem...

Just finished Portal not a few hours ago. HOnestly, it was the best fun I've had for months. I still can't get "The cake is a lie" and the weighted companion cube out of my head...