Recent content by GoblinOnFire

Here you go, princess... *hugs*

I wouldn't call you mom, either.. Oh wait! Um..nevermind..

Is that even possible?

I will sing the entire "Seasons In The Sun" including the forth verse by Terry Jacks (That may only work if I commit suicide by jumping from a veeeery tall bridge..)

I report this whole damn thread! you sick bastards!

It's actually the opposite: The immidiate proximity of a virgin is the only safe place to be... Once you picked her flower,however, you better run, cause you can bet that one of those zombies is her old daddy..

Tetris? And Assassin's Creed

And Francis would've hated everything, but vests... and pants... "A Hunter's got Zoey." Lucky him... "I can't get over how fast they are"

Oh, the irony!

Can I quote you on that?

I ran off a cliff at the very beginning of the level "Farm house finale" in L4D.

What? No fart jokes yet?

Jesus /thread

Hilarious! "scientific evidence"... Thanks for the laugh, man... Aaaanyways: See as measuring time is a concept invented by humans, one year is no different from the next, seen from a cosmos point-of-view. If God, or whatever has power to destroy the world, is intent to end us all, I don't...

The original Doom. Hell level with the lava pits, disappearing floor and gazillion monsters, and where is the big dude, anyway? Still haven't figured it out!