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    Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII

    It's sad how the most racially stereotypical character was the most likable. Lightning was a total *****, Snow had a serious obsession problem, Vanille couldn't seem to walk two steps without making some sort of absurd squeak or noise, Hope almost made me smash my PS3 every time he was onscreen...
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    15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

    Fuck you, Mjollnir is originally from Norse mythology, it was the hammer of Thor
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    15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

    A colossal electromagnet and 100 degree weather. Bingo: 15,000 heat strokes.
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    Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

    You've got to be kidding... Certain words are pronounced differently in other countries, and those two words are perfect examples. America isn't the only country to speak English.
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    Zero Punctuation: Thief: The Dark Project

    I couldn't stop laughing at the comment about badly made origami polio victims...
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    Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

    Not his funniest review; but good Gawd, this proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that the man has got talent. Four minutes of one limerick after another, non-stop and he still managed to give a clean, solid critique. I didn't laugh, but I was as impressed as I've ever been. That review must...
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    Most intense gaming experience ever.

    The completion of the Kafei/ Anju subplot in Majora's Mask. Raw fucking emotion.
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    Stereotypes that are completely wrong

    White people CAN dance!!! ....... I'm sorry, I can't say that with a straight face. It's true, we suck at dancing.
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    Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask... Which was superior?

    I don't mean for it to be a versus thread. I know that there are people with the tendency to look for reasons to become asses but, so far, things have been very level-headed and nothing inflammatory has been posted. It's not like it's a hopping thread either. Thanks for the advice, though...
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    Ocarina of Time or Majora's Mask... Which was superior?

    An age-old question, perhaps; but it's always good to hear the thought provoking input of those who don't immediately slam the tonal change in MM and write it off as a lesser game. OoT was brilliant, and it's fair to like it better, but it doesn't make MM a bad game by any stretch. So, which...
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    What does your username mean ?

    Goosebagman was inspired by my hobby: playing the bagpipes. You see, when learning the bagpipes, you usually don't start on a full set. You remove the drones (the tall, humming things that lay across the shoulder) altogether and cork the stocks so you can learn proper breathing technique while...
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    Poll: What's the Color or YOUR lightsaber?

    Sith, without a moment's hesitation. Jedi are not allowed to feel emotion, explore the limits of their own power, or do anything for their own personal entertainment. What's the point of doing good if you're not allowed to be passionate in your own purpose? And they're apparently a dime a dozen...
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    Name One True Sequel That Was Acually Better Than The Original

    God of War 2 and Pikmin 2 both topped their predecessors.
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    Who is the most awesome character from a book?

    The Tralfamadorians from Slaughter-House V
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    Things You Can Do That No-one Else Can

    I have a few things: -I play the bagpipes -I can walk around with my toes curled into fists, on the knuckles of my feet -I have grooves (not cavities) in my molars that are so deep I can pull an unburdened red wagon by tying fishing line to the handle and putting the hook in the grooves