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    So it's my birthday on the 21st. At first it's pretty awesome but then it's like who gives a crap?

    The title explains it all. In a matter of days it's my birthday, my 20th. First, it's not as huge as the big ol' 21st birthday but it's still pretty awesome that I'm ascending to the second decade alive without managing to lose my life. So I was sort of excited. Then I realised just who...
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    Poll: Which MMORPG would you recommend that I play?

    I'm not even going to begin to decide through your poll, for a start, WoW may be quite awesome to some but in reality its a soul sucking monster that dwells within the computer and asks for a monthly subscription in return. Having said that, most F2P (Free to Play) MMO's are pretty lame...
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    Nvidia or ATI

    I forsee doom on this thread. I play the "Indecisive, neutral bastard" card and say they're both good for their own reasons, but seen as how that's not really what I think, I'm not going to strain myself to think of reasons on how that's the truth.
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    William Shatner Making Documentary About Himself

    Mr. Shatner. You've done it again.
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    "Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

    Allow me to give you a congratulatory cake with the words "Well Done" on it. I'm sure you're very proud.
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    My conscience made me not-defend myself.

    I was in high school, this random Rugby player (Who we considered to be the second from the bottom of the intellectual totem pole above chavs) decided it would be funny to ask my girlfriend at the time to the 11th year prom which was up and coming in the next couple of months. I was pretending...
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    "Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

    What makes you know so much about him out of interest? Did you end up talking to the guy or something? Cause when a guy drags your hand across his crotch, the last thing someone wants to do is have a chat.
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    Real lightsaber hits UK stores

    Do what they did was in fact... Make a weapon, decide it was horrifyingly dangerous... And sold it to the UK? *Sigh* Well, we're fucked.
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    I hate sequels with different developers

    I just hate sequels period with the exception of, of course, the Valve games.
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    If you Could Rename Your Xbox for Kinect Voice Control.....

    Although that would be freaking awesome.
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    Best Water Levels

    I used to HATE the water levels on Crash Bandicoot with a fucking passion.
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    Color you wear most?

    Black shirt, blue jeans and a black trenchcoat. Sums it up fairly well.
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    Those "I'm Fucked" moments.

    Well, I managed to smash a window by tripping up and flying on someone who weighed 16 stone. We didn't get billed though, luckily.
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    "Yeah, that's my ass. Would you kindly get your hands off it?"

    Clearly you've never been to Amsterdam. That's all I'm sayin'.
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    women: drawn to the man on top of any hierarchy

    You only just discover this now? To put it bluntly, its the same old thing every day, we see this awesome girl with a bangin' body and yet they're with some douche with the emotional depth of the shallow end at a local pool. We always think the same thing, "Surely I'd be better for her...