Recent content by Hwoof

So, fellow escapees, as I was just skim reading through the assassin's creed IV review (and by skim reading I mean looking at the star ratings and the pretty pictures) I found myself looking at a screenshot of the protagonist Edward Kenway swimming underwater with a shark. Not only this, but in...

Well it was my birthday just yesterday, and I decided that I'd go check the escapist. When I logged on, I discovered that some person I have never even interacted with on the forums before sent me an inbox to wish me a happy birthday. To PsychicTaco115, I raise my glass to you for being...

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" You may be asking, as you browse the abandoned sections of the escapist forums, and happen upon this thread. Well let me explain something that happened to myself the other day. You see, I had happened upon this game called Dishonoured three or so...

Why are there two nicknames for Robert? Rob is short for Robert. Bob is short for Robert. Rob actually has an R. Bob reminds me of a buoy.

Iron maiden. Hands down. No competition. Best song on their best album. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyOhBn-Pk2s]

The more important question is, why the heck were people awake for so long?

The more important question is why the hell were people awake for so long?

OOOOOHHHH MAN. I finish exams on the day it comes out. People won't be seeing me much over summer.

You are working in your fancy 3 Michelin star restaurant when two masked banditos burst into the kitchen - they kill all your co-workers and leave you alive. One screams "WE NEED TO GO FOR A RIDE ON MY RAINBOW UNICORN NOW!" The other calmly states: "I would trust you with my children"...

Turian to the max. Only because I can't be more original than garrus.

race: Mother Friggin Dark Elf Male Name: Umgrumpharum sign: Not sure.... Probably Tower Not sure what class either... I don't care so long as female characters don't completely look like ass in this game.

EDIT: Sorry about that

EDIT: TRIPLE POST? WHAT THE

I was actually going to start ranting a defense for the alliance when I saw the Godwin's law argument. I then asked myself: "IS THERE NOTHING SACRED?" and decided against becoming the embodiment of the Alliance vs Horde conflict This whole thread is making me laugh, because, whilst...

Opening a can of coke. Just so damn satisfying. Even better if it's cold and you actually drink it. Oh and Christopher Lee.