Recent content by JmezR

Totally agree with the Paradox games from this list (EU4, CK2, Victoria 2) - the only thing I would suggest is go for the newer ones like Europa 4 and Crusader Kings 2 - they are a lot more streamlined than the older games and, in my opinion anyway, a bit easier to get your head around.

A badly thought out PR campaign for the redesigned 360? - you can't have the new one but look you can have this older one that you probably already have but it looks a bit like the XboxOne...

Sometimes I have a bit of a problem playing certain games. I have this habit of attaching too much personality to otherwise silent characters. My FTL and X-Com characters have suffered from this (especially since I started naming them after people I know) and it's difficult to see them die after...

Ha Ha in retrospect this was pretty retarded thread... Hey look its Captain Hindsight!

Hello Escapist Chums, A genuine question here: why does everyone seem to have a problem with the concept of an "always online" next gen console? Unless you are living in the dark ages and don't have the internet (in which case I'm sure you don't care about these console anyway) I for one...

Slightly off topic but is it just me or was the WiiU not marketed well/at all? I can't recall having seen any adverts for the console itself or specific games for it (in the UK at least) It wouldn't surprise me if a lot of casual gamers don't even know its a totally different console from...

Guybrush Threepwood from good ol' Monkey Island. Can you find a more lovable and wacky character? Plus he can hold his breath underwater for ten minutes!

In the itunes disclaimer (not sure how real this is) "You also agree that you will not use these products for any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, the development, design manufacture or production of missles , or nuclear, chemical or biological weapons"

First time playing the first AvP game as marine...the bit when you see the first alien down the deserted corridor. Motion tracker starts beeping in true aliens fashion "they're coming out of the godamn walls!". Anyways i pump a whole clip out miss with all the bullets then the two grenades from...

We have possibly the nicest looking crack den in history. Would be alright if there wern't six guys living here! 10 mins from the uni and about 40 seconds from the pub...boss!

Original C&C when you firt play it and have to choose Nod or GDI through the TV static...not really a menu screen but still cool

clearly the farsight from Perfect Dark...who doesn't want to shoot through walls!

Starship Troopers..theres that bit when they are in the fort when they start to retreat and one guy jumps off the wall only to be impaled in midair by one of the Arachnids and then flung screaming into the mass of aliens. Totally epic that whole scene

In clubs whenever they play the song Parklife by Blur me and my mate change it to Half Life and make random lyrics up about walking round Black Mesa with crowbars...man we get some weird looks. Also we made a rap to Battlestar Galactica...possibly nerdiest thing ever!!

"is Islam a country" and "does Dracula live in Trasnelvacia?" same person within about 30 seconds of each quote