Recent content by Komus

Did he just say... no, wait... really? Really though? To be fair, the poster does have a point in that as the gaming industry becomes increasingly globalized [Bobby Kotick bashing goes here] consoles and the "console experience" are increasingly being forced down the throats of we the...

...is fairly certain that most of the posters are stoned teenagers. Of course this is from past experience :P

I've got a weapon you can gag on.

Really? Really? No, really? 1. You don't get a say in society until you get a haircut and get a real job. 2. READ "Cannabis: A History" by Martin Booth. 3. READ "The Dutch Experience" by Nol van Schaik. 4. Form a structured arguement. 5. Achknowledge the redundancy, naivety and...

I even know how to make you feel alive, baby. Would you like me to show you?

"Here! What the &%^@!" CoD4 finale - if you managed that first time (on hardened), I bow to you. "Dude! Dude! Dude!" *poking flatmate in the arm with elbow* A regular occurence when on an FPS killstreak - he looks, and I'm dead within 5 seconds every time. Serves me right for...

Ninjas. What currency do ninjas use anyway?

Dude, this entire thread is a bad excuse for crap puns! I must say I was quite disappointed with the stall > loot ratio in Fallout 3. Come to think of it I don't think I found anything more useful that a bottle of whiskey in the pisser (Also British ^^) As for killing people in the toilet...

Ok, just posted in LockHeart's "Biggest Shock in a Game" thread - mine's Doom 3 - that moment in the bathroom... So it got me thinking. Fallout 3 is the most recent game in which I systematically raided every toilet in a 40km(?) square radius. Indeed, the scope of my bathroom exploration was...

Doom 3... you wander into a nondescript bathroom looking for the arbitrary hidden item stash. A quick flick around the room reveals no nasties. You approach a mirror, and suddenly... OMGREDWTFSCREAMSHITSHITSHITOHGODHELPS!!1 And then the game leaves you pathetically jerking every-which-way...

Oblivion: I was wandering through Anvil docks on my way to play pretend pirates, and I witnessed a conversation between two male NPCs. Here's the crazy part: they both sounded exactly the same! :O