Recent content by listerofsmeg

I gotta say that foldy uppy helmet thing in the Lost in Space movie pissed me off more than the CG monkey.

about 5 minutes before this was posted /b/ had a thread discussing who jerked it to those strippers when they were a kid...guilty as charged.

Why was Alien vs. Predator not on this list? I grew up on those games... and comics... and toys...

About as slow as Oblivion. You'll get out of the vault in around 20-30 mins then its all open world. Good advice on the gamefaqs. I still have giant robots in my head, not practicality :)

There be spoilers here. So I'm on what I presume to be one of the final story missions and I gotta say, this game rocks. Following that giant robot as he rapes the remaining Enclave has satisfied so many levels of geeky pleasure that words just can't give it justice. When it...

-The movie references strewn around Duke Nukem 3D. -The suicide note from the troll under the bridge in Oblivion. -Of course, the cake stuff from Portal. -The basketball secret from System Shock 2. -The video games you could play on your Game Pig in System Shock 2. -The chainsaw from Doom...

My birthday of this year was co-celebrated with my good friend, whose birthday is two days behind mine. At this time I was renting a house with a bar in the basement. It was fully stocked : Whiskey, Vodka, Jager, Rum, and Sake to name a few. Plus beer (two 30 cases) and the amounts that the...

Good news, reviews and well-moderated forums. Surprisingly, for a site about gaming there is a lack of pretension here.

Well bugger me. Up until last week System Shock 2 held the title of scariest game I've ever played, and with good reason. Great atmosphere, storyline and sound created one of the most dreaded universes to play in. As the title would suggest though, I'm not reviewing System Shock 2 but Condemned...

I can see what you're saying though, none of us want to be headcrabs.

But see that's the thing - I only think they're going to be used like, say grapples for example. Something you can counter. Which is kinda cool.

6 is going to be amazing hands down. The weapons usage in the trailers look like a welcome, if slightly one-sided, gameplay element. The lead-in animations looked long, which leads me to assume that they'll be easy to dodge. It looks like they're using these moves as punctuation marks after...

The guttural feeling I get when playing it simply has yet to be matched. Being able to slam someone onto the ground, then have them skyrocket 20 feet in the air, hit the ground, then stomp them again on the rebound...I mean dude, that's awesome. The combos are like a sandbox.

Sounds like very little was changed though. Still seeing this at the theater. If it's good, I love helping out domestic box office takes for films that deserve it. I mean, Live Free and Die Hard was PG-13 and it still kicked all sorts of ass, so...

The more I keep hearing about this film the more I'm looking forward to it. In general I'm not a huge fan of musicals, but this one's right up my alley. It has a very apparent Rocky Horror vibe, with a great mix of sci-fi and gore, two of my favorite things. Right now I can't stop listening to...