Recent content by Matilda X

Granted, then you get a new illness that is much, much worse. I wish I had an unlimited number of wishes.

A gangbang, obviously. No, that would be wrong. A LARP party? That would be fun with a group that size. LASER tag party? Equally fun. How about a bonfire party? Assuming you are in a less urban area where you could do that. Bonfires are awesome. get really drunk like most kids on...

Covered in suet and small seeds, tied to a tree and then slowly pecked to death by chickadees.

By adding more Hentai. How do you improve the wet spot?

Granted. You're dead. I wish my 5 hour chili was finished cooking.

I don't think I'd toss in the babies part, but I'd definitely be a whore. I'd be so heavily into DP it would be ridiculous. I already have the sugar daddy thing arranged, so I'm good on that end.

I think its more a matter of you being dissatisfied with your own state of relationships so far. If you were happy with what was going on in your own life you wouldn't be looking elsewhere for answers to help you. Its the whole "the grass is greener on the other side" issue, and everyone knows...

Fox News. That is where I stop. Its just so blatantly on a trashy, tabloid level of low-brow information dissemination. What does a viewer gain from watching it on a regular basis? How is it responsible media? That's the line I don't cross as a viewer. If I want to get real...

clairvoyants

This bratwurst is delicious! What's in it? Nothing special, just a deformed chimpanzee.

By actually going to jail. How do you improve Dick Clark?

Granted, but you can't seem to stop. Eventually you wear your legs down to stumps, then you end up dragging yourself along, then, finally, you end up as a wet lump somewhere with a long smear behind you stretching off in the distance. I wish ponies farted rainbows.

Granted, but they are around your vagina. I wish I had a fresh bottle of vodka.

Granted, but its in your lower colon and you bleed to death. I wish I was on the centennial Titanic cruise.

Me.