Recent content by Ossum

I usually just laugh directly at them. If they ask what's so funny, I ask "Is that really the best you can come up with?" and continue laughing. I think it works because it's not the response they'd expect, they don't know if you're laughing at what they said or him, and they don't know why...

So no more chihuahua yelping into the microphone, then? That sounds like a plus to me.

But not the innovation. Microsoft infamously split up their dev team after IE6 because they thought they were pretty much done with improving the browser and didn't think it needed more. Firefox et al picked up the slack while Microsoft sat on its laurels. It really is a "Tortoise and the...

That I should point her out to my girlfriend, who would also enjoy a look. Yeah. You don't believe me but I'm not lying.

Common logical fallacy. Religious scholars of all stripes will argue that not even a God can create contradictions. It is therefore impossible for a God to create such things as: Unliftable objects An object both taller and shorter than some height Unstoppable forces and immovable objects...

I could have 200 pizzas delivered to the local eating disorder clinic.

That's easy. Shoot Justin Beiber, woo Miley Cyrus. Don't matter if her music sucks, if you can marry her you're loaded for life. She's pretty good looking and very close to 18, so all you have to give up is good music at home and dealing with her moochy dad sponging off her fame. Hell, you...

He's so out of touch. First of all, we live in our mom's basements so the cold air from the AC goes down there and it's always cool. Second, with Wii Fit and Kinect and such, we're all healthy. Third, nobody listens to Metallica, not since our parents' generation, and besides, their...

It does sound cheesy. But hell, a lot of my favorite things are practically Wisconsin. Do it, but do it the best you absolutely possibly can. I'd read it.

He blames lag for missing, I just know it.

Right here is where it's at. I think I let this loop for about six hours once. Although finding the spot where pollywogs wouldn't keep spawning was a bit of a pain, unless I went deep into the forest. Later I found the soundtrack online, had a total fangirl moment (I'm a guy) and slammed...

Considering how short and short-lived everybody probably was from lower-quality nutrition and hygeine back in the day, you are exactly right.

Not sure why but for the people I know, it's apparently not possible to think Avril is hot and not also like her music. Weird.

No, not the total doof with the huge nose, the cute girl.

Sorry... Nintendo doesn't have anything worth paying monthly for. There isn't a functional online component, not to any serious degree, and I don't see any path for getting one.