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    Blizzard is suing hackers

    So either no one in this thread has ever used a cheat, played a mod, or opened a pen before, or you're all hypocrites. I'm leaning toward the latter.
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    Poll: It's really time to stop supporting Blizzard

    I seriously can't believe anyone here actually agrees that the customer who paid money for their own purchase should get it disabled remotely because they wanted to have fun with it. I hope none of you never used a Gameshark or a Game Genie when you were a kid, or you rightfully deserve to get...
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    Sony: We Are an Innovative Company

    Why is every single press statement Sony makes full of laughable horseshit? It's getting seriously crazy at this point.
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    Gal Gun

    This is what Inti Creates is doing instead of Mega Man Legends 3.
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    Small Rant: REVEAL is not a NOUN!

    http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/reveal Definition 3, a noun: "an act or instance of revealing; revelation; disclosure." But by all means, continue to try and regress the English language.
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    Other M isn't Sexist.

    It's not sexist, at least not intentionally; it just takes a potentially unique and powerful character and turns it completely generic and uninteresting. Coupled with a disastrously poor execution that leaves most of the characters making completely contradictory actions, it's very easy to...
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    Escape to the Movies: Resident Evil: Afterlife

    Yeah, it's just a shame that they reduced her to another boring anime emotional monologuing stereotype who obsesses over a man the entire game instead.
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    Escape to the Movies: Resident Evil: Afterlife

    I really hope you have some sensible argument for claiming Other M is even worthwhile, let alone better than the Prime series. The story is a Phantom Menace-esque mess of annoying characters doing things that make no sense and the gameplay runs completely contrary to the Metroid series in favor...
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    The Puppy Killer Gets What She Deserves

    Steal tons of money? Whatever. Murder someone? Big deal, people do that all the time. Rape a kid? Get on the news for a bit, oh well. But you'd better not harm some cute animals, or you'll have the blind seething rage of millions of people at your back for months. Fuck the internet.
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    Game Dogs: Season 2 Promo

    I ignored the video at first and went directly to the comments thread so I could read the flaming, but it turned out that everyone suddenly loved it. I guess if you've got nothing else, might as well pacify everyone with a torrent of pop culture references, eh? Now let's see you keep it up for a...
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    God Bless The Escapist, For I Have Seen The Hell That Is Everywhere Else.

    I was gonna come in here and ***** about seeing this topic brought up all the time, but Konrad said everything I was gonna say.
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    Poll: Phailhaus by Graham Stark - Should it be on the Escapist?

    So we would have to put up with Escapist's stupid video player and ads for even more LRR things? No thank you.
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    Study Claims Handheld Game Piracy Losses Top $41 Billion

    I'm not saying piracy isn't a problem, I'm saying these statistics are bullshit and have no meaningful worth to anything related to the subject. The only thing they do is serve to give those cocks who claim to pirate because The Man is always bringing them down more ammo.
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    Study Claims Handheld Game Piracy Losses Top $41 Billion

    I just copied my Photoshop folder 30 times (the one I paid for). That's $12,000 dollars the industry just lost to piracy, right? It is a completely and utterly meaningless statistic. Don't try to claim otherwise.