Recent content by Sarcasm Spasm

We know why the chicken crossed the road!

"I JUST SAVED A WHOLE BUNCH OF MONEY BY SWITCHING TO GEICO" using any weapon with those geico eyes on it after killing a spider "If I had a penny for every giant spider I've killed today... I would have a bout 3 cents" if i was about use a door as a weapon "knock knock" "who's there"...

Um... Subject X 0052, I guess

I would grab the weirdo's arm claim that his arm is now mine and then promptly cut it off

Create a better society by killing everyone who gets in my way

I'd play rock paper scissors with her and see how many ties we can get

I would go back in time and kill myself at the exact moment that i went back in time to kill myself

During that single hour i have, ill create a world that allows me to create and view how different scenarios occur with the same rules that this world has, and i will find out how to keep that knowledge in one of these scenarios and then after exiting the world i will then have all the knowledge...

Get revenge on the entire wasp race start beating them with your fists

How about the traditional molepeople they were part of another vault experiment Their experiment was to see if they could live in a incomplete vault with only the entrance there while the rest are caves Their living conditions along with the radiation cause them to mutate into mole-like humans

Ran out of quarters

Ill play a female character if they are the actual character of the story but if i have a choice between a male and female character i usually choose male usually because i envision myself as the character

Either Italian Ice with the power of being italian and cryomancy or Silent Knight with the power of being able to sneak exceptionally well, being skilled in all forms of weaponry and knight stuff in general

just ignore their obsession with MW2 and try to set up a schedule when people play since you said they only play for about 1-2 hours and that they are up playing late anyways you can set it so you get it earlier and they can get it later like at night and if that doesnt work punch them in...

Ragnarok Dave DOG OF WAR or Doggy McDoggerson