Recent content by Sgt. Pepper

For everyone out there calling it 'mutilating a penis'. Really? Have you ever seen a circumcised penis? It looks fine. How about driving holes through various parts of your body, then wedging pieces of metal in? Isn't that a bit more gruesome then taking off some extra skin?

Agreed. The amount of outrage towards his sarcasm is somewhere between hilarious and disturbing.

And I tip my hat to you, sir. That was an eloquent and well thought out paragraph that shows ideas rarely seen in these parts. Well done.

How fast does shit on a stick sell? I'm willing to bet almost anything would sell faster then that.

Yes, because usually I like to make small talk with drug dealers. Secondly, the 'slippery slope' argument is seeming to make the rounds here. Sorry guys, but that argument isn't always applicable. I guess since the government says how fast you can drive, they'll be telling us how fast we can...

I can't say I've ever heard extreme praise for it, although I'll take your word for it. I share your opinion, though. Entertaining for a while, then got old. To each their own, I suppose.

Sounds like I'm addicted to eating, sleeping, walking, reading, going to the bathroom, talking, listening...

Wow. The angry old people aren't even old yet! Everyone thinks their childhood was purer then the next, and that the next generation will be the spawn of demons. Yet somehow, we're still around.

Whenever anyone in this thread talks about how bad Communism is in reality, someone always says, "HEY WE R TALKIN BOUT THEORY LULZ!!" Fine. Let's talk about theory. Oh wait: Whenever someone talks about Capitalism being superior, that same Communist drone always says, "NO LUL THAT'S NOT...

I really couldn't tell you where to look if I'm not you, since I don't know your likes, dislikes, what you've tried, etc. However, I can tell you that trying everything offered to you will only get you so far. For example, in a restaurant, you have to order your meal. If you're waiting for the...

People being late.

In the short, if ALL you do is play video games, then yes, your life is bad. However, if all you do is one thing, your life is almost always lacking. This is true, for example, if all you do is go on hikes, or all you do is go to parties, etc. Only doing one thing is somewhat unhealthy, if...

Time traveler: Hey, want some peanuts? *Opens trick can* Warrior King: AAAH!! You vondruke!! I will kill your people for this! Yeah, I can see that.

Team Rocket, blasting off AGAAAAAAIN!

I don't think we're denying that Mac makes good computers, just that PCs are better. Personally, I like that lots of games run on PCs, and my school's network, which is made of EMacs, generally crashes every week, and you can rarely run Firefox or Appleworks on them.