Recent content by sopherlin

Enter the Sonic fangirl. Sonic was the first video game I played back on the Mega Drive and since then he's been like a security blanket. But it's like someone's come in after a drunken night out and decided to pee all over it. And then vomited. I don't own a Wii so obviously I won't be...

It was Zero Punctuation that alerted me to this site. I have noticed all of the little Yahtzee fanboys and think they're pathetic. Not playing a game because Yahtzee doesn't like it? Now, that's just stupid. He's just one guy. A very witty one, but nonetheless, one guy. He thinks Sonic's...

I'll spend New Years Eve doing nothing, haha. Nothing to do in my town, I'm not even joking. During the day, I'll probably be doing the same as I'm doing right now (listening to music, goofing on the internet and chatting to people on Xbox Live). At night, my nan and grandad will probably come...

I linked this video to a few of the SSBB fanboys in my Sixth Form. Needless to say, it shut them up to find out that not everybody wants to lick Nintendo's sweaty bits.

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with it. Hopefully she'll take it back and give me money for something that doesn't suck.

Dickheads on Halo 3. 'Oh, look at me, I'm so brilliant because I can trashtalk!' The constant assumptions that I'm a 12 year old boy/lesbian are really starting to become annoying.

I got cake. I love cake. Wonder how they knew?

I'd take the kick in the balls/twist the nipples approach every time.

'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer. Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough. But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little...

A schoolbag. Seeing as I'm always hitting people with my own, one with spikes would be fantastic.

I also think that Yahtzee is the only game reviewer who hasn't developed a case of the terminal illness 'Fanboysies'. I like how he notices all the little flaws which, to some people, are unimportant - he and I seem to share the same 'every single level in this game looks like a big turd'...

Kids in my school are the very same - I am 16 years old and in the Sixth Form, where we have the special priviledges of non-school uniform and not having to do Maths lessons if we don't want to. Anyway, none of my friends (who are mostly 17) would swear like that unless it was needed. Like when...

For games like Tenchu, I usually go with something like Abingdon Boys School or maybe the occasional T.M.Revolution song. For FPS games, I always find 3OH!3, Hadouken!, Cobra Starship or other such artists good. That's a seriously strange phenomenon if you ask me. As for Sonic (because yes...