Recent content by The King And His Fool

I can send you the full sized wallpaper version if you want! Oh I see what you did! Now I don't feel special anymore. I want a collage of everyone's avatar.

If you get an RROD on your Xbox, would that not be fate rather than bad luck? XBOXFANFLAMESHIELD... ACTIVATED! In online shooters, people always shoot me before I can shoot them. I've always played under the assumption it's bad luck on my part. Recently, I've been thinking it might just be...

11 the first time. I did the manly man thing, skipped reading instructions and assumed I had to catch the arrows with the cursor. Second time, 40 something. My Z was W and A was Q. Which makes it kind of impossible. Then I gave up.

My trusty potato pealer. Because you never know when those suckers are out to get ya! In other words: What the hell is wrong with you people and your weapon fetishes!? O.o

I believe chivalry has very little to do with "kicking someone in the head and knocking him out". While I kind of understand his reaction, I do think it turned out a little too extreme. It also makes me wonder what sort of friends they must have been when extreme violence is the first option...

This is an opportunity! Get one online, engrave it with her name, put it in pretty box, wrap in blue (because it's the new pink) tie, deliver, observe much happiness. Then beg her for some food because you spend your lunchmoney on a stupid nano.

Like people said, contact the nearest social service and/or talk to someone at your school who might be able to assist you. Although I assume you no longer go to school, since you're already looking for a job. Or go to the city hall, police, church or other official supposedly good-doing place...

Does this Gummi ship have anything to do with this? If so, it should run on berries. I suddenly miss my childhood.

Remember, you cannot outrun a bear. Apparently, they can reach 35 mph, despite their size. How fast does a human run? But bears , I can relate to. They're just out to protect their children, food and personal space. Who wouldn't! I'm not getting anywhere near a shark though.

Judging by the reactions here, am I to assume that all you Transformers- and Bay haters have seen the first film, still went to see the second and will undoubtely go watch the third as well? Interesting. Or did you stay away from any of them and still hate the movies because it seems like the...

No, I don't. I recenly considered getting the Fallout 3 DLC until I realised the DLC would cost me more money than a brand new game. DLC just isn't worth paying for.

How about Ironclad's Sins of a Solar Empire? That's a pretty solid strategy game with a little management, a research tree and lots of rts fun. You get to build massive fleets, jump them in your enemy's solar system and obliterate their ships, spacestation and bombard their planets or try to...

Maybe it's just clumsy me, but: -finding the lightswitch -finding the doorhandle -avoiding the pointy bits of a table/bed/case/nightstand

I have no interest whatsoever in having a gun in my home for "safety". However, I always wanted my very own original german MP40. Non-functional ofcourse. Or a WWII rifle. Actually, any WWII gun would do. I'd find a place to showcase it!

http://www.gunnerkrigg.com http://gastrophobia.com/ Those two I seem to enjoy the most.