Recent content by The Pumpkin Witch

The way it was explained to me is that Mod wrath refers to the yellow bar (for probation--once you get it you're permanently barred from receiving good conduct badges) and the red bars (for suspensions). The green warnings don't count against people receiving good conduct badges. On topic...

I got the Epic Poster Badge, too, and I'm way-far-away from my 1000th post. I'm not giving it back, though. Finder's keepers. <.< Lucem712 received the Inferno Badge: even though she doesn't have 100K views on any thread she made that I know of. I suspect the hamsters are running amok down...

I got the Epic Poster Badge, too, and I'm way-far-away from my 1000th post. I'm not giving it back, though. Finder's keepers. <.< Lucem712 received the Inferno Badge: even though she doesn't have 100K views on any thread she made that I know of. What other surprises may be in store for us...

That bear is one bad loser. ... They should make this a new Olympics competition! The winners get eaten by the losers. It would make situations like the last Olympic's badminton competition where 2 teams were kicked out for throwing their games more interesting: Did a team throw the...

I got 5,001 messages in my inbox this morning. The top of my head almost blew off! Sadly, it was a system glitch. For a moment there I thought that maybe the world loved me. ;_;

Climb Mt. Everest and hang glide off the top all the way to Hawaii where'll you'll separate from the hang glider and plunge onto the crest of a wave riding the surf board you humped all the way up to the top of Mt. Everest. You impress me with your ambition. What was the stupidest thing you...

We should wonder more whether we're going to need to wipe and change it's butt. How big a diaper would an elephant need?

I summon Tool who stomp Tenacious D like the pretenders that they are. My blood soaked hill.

I'm prejudiced: I don't date skinnless, jawless men.

As long as they attack you rather than me I've got no problem with those little cuties. ------------------

Where exactly is this place? The side stories mention Toronto...

Whack-A-Mole LIVE and before a STUDIO AUDIENCE! --------------------------

In the grim dark future Bronies will be fully accepted by society but My Little Pony will cease to exist.

Since the quiet ones are the ones you have to worry about clearly he wants us to not take him seriously while he plots to massacre every employee at Dunkin Donuts. What is the speed of an unladen African swallow?

Go away, Tiger Shark. I don't read Marvel comics.