Monkey and Bear race; Monkey wins, Bear eats Monkey

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Lionsfan

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No words man. Just watch the video.


[sub]Actually I probably should say words to avoid the warning.

This is pretty bad, and I'm surprised PETA hasn't shit a brick yet, or anybody really. Just your daily reminder that these are wild animals, and anything can happen with them

Also, don't cut off bears on bicyles[/sub]
 

The Pumpkin Witch

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That bear is one bad loser.

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They should make this a new Olympics competition! The winners get eaten by the losers. It would make situations like the last Olympic's badminton competition where 2 teams were kicked out for throwing their games more interesting: Did a team throw the game in order to get an easier slot in the next round or because they were hungry? <_<
 

karma9308

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I admit, I was laughing pretty hard until they started hitting the bear with sticks. And when I say I was laughing, I meant at the race which was kinda cute actually.
 

BathorysGraveland2

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On the one hand, it is quite amazing that we can teach primitive animals to use human-made constructs, namely the bear. On the other hand, it is also quite foolish, because they are just that: primitive, and wild by nature. This shit was bound to happen eventually.
 

xPixelatedx

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I think I might have boulder sized stones for admitting this, but...

Seeing a bear chase down a monkey on a bicycle, then eat it, is the most amazing thing I've ever seen and I think I can die happy now. Wow, just... wow. This is the kind of thing no one would ever believe unless they saw it with their own eyes. Now I want to see a lion use a gun to shoot a zebra, or a wolf use a tank to take down group of sheep.
 

idarkphoenixi

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So how many licks does it take to reach the centre of a rhesus monkey?

Also, bears riding bikes never looked entertaining to me. It just looked unnatural. I can't help but think how much beating it took for such a feat.

 

Guffe

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man seriously.
That bear is worse a loser than Luis Suarez
He at least just bit his opponent once, he didn't try to eat Ivanovic
 

Korolev

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It isn't just cruel to use bears in this way, it is also dangerous. You can never, ever predict when a bear with lash out.
This sort of circus stuff is just pointless and hurts the animals. Sure, animals aren't as important as people, and I do eat meat. But why inflict more suffering on them than is necessary?
 

YuberNeclord

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Ok let me first say that this is horribly wrong on every level. Humans abusing animals? Check. Humans placing wild animals in situations that they should never be put in simply for our own amusement? Check. Just an all round stupid idea that somebody should have flagged as stupid long before it was put into practice? Check.


Having said all that, god it was funny.


I know I'm a horrible person, I think it's just the absurd nature of the situation that cracks me up.
Why on earth would you put a monkey and a bear on bikes and have them race? I'm still laughing as I write this.
 

chozo_hybrid

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You can take the animal out of the wild, but never will you take the wild out of the animal. This is disgusting, I just got back from a good day at work and I'm all mad at the world now >_<
 

Scarim Coral

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I am pretty sure the bear was hungry/ set out to eat that monkey in the first place.

Either way there is so many wrong thing about that video.
 

Shoggoth2588

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xPixelatedx said:
I think I might have boulder sized stones for admitting this, but...

Seeing a bear chase down a monkey on a bicycle, then eat it, is the most amazing thing I've ever seen and I think I can die happy now. Wow, just... wow. This is the kind of thing no one would ever believe unless they saw it with their own eyes. Now I want to see a lion use a gun to shoot a zebra, or a wolf use a tank to take down group of sheep.
I have to agree: That is the best way to wake up in my opinion. That was absolutely amazing!
 

Mr.Mattress

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At least the other monkey survived. It would've been worse if it were two monkeys he ate. I thought the race was pretty cool though, until the bear rammed into the monkey's bike and then proceeded to eat the monkey. Something about bears eating monkeys seems wrong and saddening.
 

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Reading the thread title I thought it was about a fable'ish thing, like The Scorpion and the Frog [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scorpion_and_the_Frog].

But no...