Recent content by Tim Buck II

Post-skipper.

In Language Arts class, we were talking about the term "bio-inspired." What language it came from and things like that We had a verbal review on what we learned about it and about a few things that were bio-inspired, like Velcro and needles (Syringes, actually.). Those two were the answers of...

This isn't really a stupid question, but I still think it belongs. These girls in my seventh grade science class once had an argument about decapitation. Specifically, one of them thought that when a person's head is completely cut off, there's still always this "thread" of flesh left behind...

There's a kid in my Social Studies class named "Tray." I kid you not.

I hope so.

Right, right. Should've thought before I acted. I would have realized that, should I have thought about it. Now that I think about it, humans aren't actually evolving, are we?

My brother once asked, "How come when you can't breathe, you can't talk?" It was just one of those days... I hope.

Seconded.

Yes. "...They're lesbians!"

"What can I get you two fine ladies?" That cracked me up. It's happened to my dad at least twice (Or so I gathered...). I think an odd compliment was once thrown at me, but I can't remember.

WARNING: TWILIGHT-BASHING I would meet Stephanie Meyer just before she wrote Twilight, and kick her in the face until she decides to not ever write her "books." Unless that would cause a time paradox. [/twilight-bashing] Well played.

Fixed.

Seconded. You say that fan fiction is better than the Twilight books. I think the fourth book was fan fiction. I honestly do.

Already met them, thanks. They're really nice people.They're my parents.

Seconded.