Íf you could ask god a question. . .

[ultracheeser]

How drunk were you?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Basically... why? No better question.

 

[Evilvikingking]

JOKE:

Star Wars or Indiana Jones?

REAL:

...What is my purpose?

Like the way you had to point that out.

I'd ask him if he has Facebook

 

[Theissen]

I'd ask him for the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.

42

 

[IxionIndustries]

Boxers or briefs?

 

[The Austin]

Whats up with japanese rape games?

 

[naab]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

I stumped God.

God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
We seem more unique from down here, you know.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, I mean humans are.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. What if Robots are.
Me:
Robots aren't that good at it yet.
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
How is that working out for you?
God:
[App locked up, no response]

The app never locks up it WILL answer you. You opened up a new tab or window.

 

[iherduliekPie]

"I am disappoint"

 

[geldonyetich]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

I stumped God.

God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
We seem more unique from down here, you know.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, I mean humans are.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. What if Robots are.
Me:
Robots aren't that good at it yet.
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
How is that working out for you?
God:
[App locked up, no response]

You can ask god a question...

You guys are such naabs,

http://lulz.net/flash/src/iGod.swf

I stumped God.

God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
We seem more unique from down here, you know.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, I mean humans are.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. What if Robots are.
Me:
Robots aren't that good at it yet.
God:
Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
How is that working out for you?
God:
[App locked up, no response]

The app never locks up it WILL answer you. You opened up a new tab or window.

No, I pretty much sat there for at least a solid minute and got no response. Maybe I lost connection with the chat bot room or something, but I didn't do anything that would have disrupted it.

 

[Cucucachu]

I would ask him to give me a lift to the mental hospital because I was talking to something that isn't real(atleast I think so)

 

[Delta-1138]

sooo...
hows the son?

 

[SsilverR]

are you as big a **** as the fanatics claim? ... forgiving everything from rape to murder .... but because i was a little indecisive i'll burn in hell for all eternity??

 

[Darth Pope]

Where's the beef?

 

[A random person]

"So, how's the SOS Brigade, and can I join?"

If that doesn't work, "If you love us so much, why do you condemn a significant population of us to hell?"

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Can I really ask you a question?

 

[Iampringles]

"So... who created you?"

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Can I invite some friends over to Heaven? Also, do I get to come to Heaven?