15,000 knights are charging at you in full plate mail and all you're armed with is...

[silasbufu]

a giant magnet

 

[Aardvark Soup]

A camera, 15.000 knights charging at you in full plate mail isn't something you see every day.

 

[Durahan2]

Like hell I'm going to read through 10 pages. But the ones I did read...no one said the Prototype Fatman MIRV from fallout 3.

Nothing like nuking some Spam in a can. (I hope you get he reference.)

You must have not read very far, I saw alot of people saying the MIRV.

Only the first and last page. I've got somewhere to be soon I really couldn't read all the pages haha.

 

[Osloq]

Love. Then we'd all go frolicking in a meadow while picking flowers and thoughts of violence would all be gone as we got into a big circle and sang Kumbya.

 

[zerzxes]

God mode!

 

[paladinkratos]

I would use gir to defend myself by confusing every knight who charged at me to death or just have him sing the 6 month long doom song to them.

 

[Thedutchjelle]

The sword Balmung from Myth II. Sure it's not a recent game, but atleast I beat them in style - pwning 15000 knigths with like 2 or 3 sword hits on one of them will be epic beyond words.

 

[Bloodeye]

The chronoscepter from the original Turok. Launching 15,000 knights into to the air followed by trails of blood would be a sight to see.

 

[twistedmic]

I can't beleive no one has said this, Mark 19 mounted automatic 40mm grenade launcher, or a few if the barrel on one heats up too much. The ones that didn't think I was God and ran for their pathetic lives would be blown to grotesque nibblets of red mush. But if they were too close for even that I'd just replace the Mark 19's with miniguns. Not original with that but it'd do the job, don't you think?

That's actually one of the weapons on an AC-130U gunship. It's a modified C-130 cargo plane armed with a 105mm howitzer, a 40mm automatic grenade launcher and a 25mm gattling gun/chain-gun

 

[traceur_]

The Golden Groovitron! Why fight when you can DISCO?!

There's really no way I could kill that many people and if I pissed them off that much then I probably deserve what I get.

So this way I get 15000 guys dancing, "DISCO! DISCO! HEY! HEY! DISCO! DISCO! HEY! HEY!" and I have 15000 new friends.

 

[AfterAscon]

Spoiler: The Shark Gun

How scary would it be for a shark just to jump out of the ground and kill someone at random.

 

[Schlorgan]

Chuck Norris...

 

[FightThePower]

Probably Left 4 Dead's static minigun. I wouldn't need to kill many of them, they'd run off pretty quickly.

 

[Cabisco]

The peanut, and a hope they all have one hell of a allergy

 

[hermes]

The golden Groovitron from Ratchet & Clank...

 

[The Cake Is Annoying]

15,000 knights? Well I'm sure they'd listen to Reason [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Crash#Reason].

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

Any old hmg would do. The noise would panic any horses riden by any knights that I missed

 

[RanD00M]

Holy Hand Grenade.
(Or a Banana bomb, nothing is too close to use a Banana bomb on.)

Wonder what game I've been playing....

Worms maybe?

I would use the Chicago typewriter from RE4.A tommy gun with unlimited ammo is just to good to pass out on.

 

[RanD00M]

Spoiler: THIS!

From what game is that?.It looks so cool.