40000000000 things fallout 3 characters would never say.

[Torque669]

"I love Imperial City"

 

[captain thunder pants]

Dad: were in a fucking video game!!!.....why are you stairing at me like that?

 

[matnatz]

I've fought mudcrabs tougher than you!

 

[chiefohara]

*Raiders attack the wanderer*

*wanderer sits down, strums a guitar and sings*

'We shall not be moved'

 

[WhiteTiger225]

Ghoul Barkeep: What will you have?
Lone Wanderer: An Appletini

Lone Wanderer: What is your name little girl?
Little Girl: HAIL SATAN!

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

Colonel Autumn: "Every deed I've ever done until now was strictly for the good of humanity!"

 

[renner-08]

"hey look a deathclaw. lets go and kick it in the shins"

 

[Seydaman]

Report and move on.

For what reason?

OT: Moria: **Sad face**

 

[thewerebuffalo]

wow, I sure am glad I'm living in a shell of my nationals former capitol. oh boy I wonder if that Deathclaw will be friends with me. here boy! come here!

 

[keybird]

FUCK THIS GAME

 

[giga524]

clover: "no i dont want you to fuck my brains out" lol

 

[The Austin]

Dude, why are all of your threads like this?

You give us like 2 sentances and half of the words are spelled like "Whatt thigx from fallout the carachterhs not ever say?" , no one ever knows what to talk about, and you still have'nt learned after that "IMA CHARGIN MEH LAZER" thread.

Take some pride in your work man.

 

[LtFerret]

"Halt! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit"

 

[Kiju]

Radio: "Come on down today to Big Al's Clean Water Emporium. We got it any way you want it: Bottle, in a glass, and I might even have some ice in it for ya if ya want to pay up front!"

 

[MadeinHell]

Vault kids - "WOW! You've got Grognak the Barbarian issue nr.1? Thats like so gay..."

 

[Davey Woo]

Raider: "Quick, get the Fat Man!" Well, you'd HOPE they wouldn't say that.
Wastelander: "Run! It's Godzilla!" Whilst running from a Deathclaw.

Can't really think of many.

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

"How do you carry so many weapons with you at once and mysteriously pull it out of nowhere to use it?"

"Why did you just kill him with a shopping cart?" (You can kill people by running into them with shopping carts without getting in trouble, and all the villagers don't even notice.)

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Lone Wanderer: OK Dog meat lets go kill some death claw
*dog meat runs away*
Lone Wanderer: pfft be like that... I guess I gotta go find some death claw...
Death Claw: Right behind you. "HADOUKEN!"

*nuclear explosion*

Dun, dun dun dun![Deathclaw is DOMINATING dududf]

I hate deathclaws :S

"Why did you just kill him with a shopping cart?" (You can kill people by running into them with shopping carts without getting in trouble, and all the villagers don't even notice.)

Really? I must check that out! It must be the most random and funny death in the game I wonder if it works on Ghoul Reavers..

 

[Break]

NPC: "Those damn raiders... What? You'll fight them for us? Nah, it's cool. Last time they attacked, we sent someone to follow them back to their base, so we know where to find them. Me and some of the guys are going to go and take them out, in the middle of the night. I mean, we can't rely on random strangers to solve all our problems, can we? How pathetic would that be?"

 

[MrGFunk]

Simple as pie. You say things that bethesda would never dare to say. For fallout 3 fans and IT'S A JOKE THREAD!
Vault 101 Radio: Enjoy vault-- Oh I can't do this. You are in an experiment to see the result of social effects. I didn't want to tell you.

Moria Brown: I am your mother!
Lone Wanderer: **Falls on knees** NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Raider - "Can I get a copy of that Wastelanders Survival Guide? It seems really useful."