5 Hours to Barricade your home.

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Drake the Dragonheart

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I would use the furniture to barricade the front steps and the steps leading to the deck out back, but the trouble is my house has so many basement windows that my honest best bet would probably be to try and get on the roof.
 

knight of zendikar

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MaxTheReaper said:
Cookiegerard said:
And you have no gun's or bullet's.
That's utter bullshit.
I'm an American - I know there's a pistol around here somewhere.

Anyway, I'm also located in Florida - were there are fucking hurricanes everywhere.
We have plenty of plywood to cover the windows.
And since we have so much, we could even layer it.

But that's a lot of work, and the house is basically indefensible.
Instead, I'd barricade myself in the attached garage - it's cold, there's a lot of interesting shit in there, and there are only two small windows.

Easy fix.
Drag all the food in there, set up a barricade, arm self.
Simple.
yeah with the no guns thing ive always had this idea. just go with it. 1. gun of choice and ammo in a glass case. 2. hammer 3.sign stating " break glass in case of zombie apocalypse.

now back on topic baricading your self in is suicide. run get to saftey.
 

Chunko

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I'd bottle some water, grab some dried food I like dried food :) . Then hold up in my attic.

Also I heart Zombies.

L4D2 FTW
 

That's Funny

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I'm not telling people my zombie plan, if I did and you all became zombies you'd tell your zombie chums where I am hiding then I'd be screwed.
 

Nouw

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HUBILUB said:
I'll do like Bill Murray and dress like a zombie. I win :D
They can smell you. -GASP-

OT: I'd pinch myself and wake up to a a lovely morning. I win :D

Also, I won't tell my zombie plan. I once killed someone becasue of over-exposure to awesomeness. XD
 

aras120

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Head to my local gamestop and hide in the back. Not even zombies will go in there.
plus all the games will keep my mind of starving to death.
 

scotth266

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I live in a college dorm. Just slide the two dressers I have in front of my door and BOOM: instant barricade. Or I could just block the entrances to the stairs to my floor, and then bring the elevator to my floor and press the "In Case Of Emergency" button to lock it onto my floor, if I wanted a bit more space to move around in.

The dresser solution is simpler though, so that's what I'd probably wind up doing. I'm presuming adequate supplies are provided for survival, of course.
 

Angelic-Dragon

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I'm full on screwed if this happens, Living in a dorm. So there isn't much stuff to barricade with. Plus with a good supply of 'food' for the zombies here. I think I would be a happy meal in no time. But I can disguise myself as one! then go to my friends. Their house is built like a bunker! has a good selection of swords, and a sweet supply of food.
 

TheBoulder

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I would get every food item and every container and take it upstairs. I'd also move the fridge upstairs. fill the bath and containers with water. Get poles then put knives on them, keep a special suicide knife handy and finally smash the stairs. I'd be safe unless the zombies were from l4d.
 

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seious said:
Baron Von Evil Satan said:
seious said:
dietpeachsnapple said:
Sacman said:
Id go into my basement, destroy the stairs and set up a spiky pit of death...
What happens when the spiky pit of death fills up with dead(ish) zombies?
you eat them
and infect your self with the zombie virus?
touche but hey if the zombie dies maybe the virus goes
Cook the meat good, nothing's safe from the awesome power of fire! But be careful.
 

Kitacular

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Take as much stuff as I can into the attic, close the hatch and stay quiet until things get sorted.
 

Gmano

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Mazty said:
blackshark121 said:
Take everything upstairs, get a rope ladder, smash the stairs. Done.
Exactly this. Easy enough, and damn effective.
Problem... The zombies could just break your supports and cave in the house...
 

StonkThis

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I'd go on my third floor (only one way up, at least for zombies, can't climb), but first I would grab my father's guns from the garage (he's got like, 6) use those. To barricade the stairs I would use our couches and fridges. We've got 4 vehicles, so block the doors to the house using those. I would also barricade the 2nd floor (2 entrances and connections to the 1st floor and basement (three there, including garage). Go down there for food. That'd probably be about it. Or I would take our vehicles (or vehicle, depends on if I'm alone) and drive like a mofo. Or, if my family is dead and it's the apocalypse for sure, I would climb on my roof with the guns and have a little fun. Or mow them down in a vehicle. Or use my sword. Depends on how many there are.

Or secondary, barricade all extrances using furninture, every floor, then just go between 1 and two checking the entrances with the guns. I would still do the vehicle blockage. I could use the garage as an airlock kinda thing. Get into a vehicle, drive to a place with food (within 30 seconds drive) then come back into the garage, lock it up. I dunno, very vague question.

Oh, and I've got a bow and arrow and several arrows, so I could save ammo or use it if I run out.

EDIT: Just read the gun thing, arrows I guess, although I know there are guns in my house, so I dunno how they're not there :\
 

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Insanum said:
I wouldnt barricade myself in, I'd use those 5 hours to get to safety.

Barricade = Trapped.
wrong

barricade = YOUR FUCKED!!!!

OT- no guns?! Then you might as well committee suicide. There's not way you'll survive!!!!!
 

Pegghead

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There's quite a few armchairs and desks, tables and chairs in my house. So I supposed I'd have to barricade the front door and the back door with those. But after that, I'd grab a ladder and climb up into the attic. I make a few runs going up the ladder bringing with me wood, tools and supplies such as food and weaponry, then resident evil style kick down the ladder. And then I'll have to seal up the manhole to the attic with the planks of wood I brought up (I got lots of wood in my storeroom) and nail it all up with the tools I brought (And the nails of course). Then through the attic I make my way onto the roof with the supplies, I trust that these zombies would be the stereotypical slow, shambling types that can neither climb nor jump.
 

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blackshark121 said:
Take everything upstairs, get a rope ladder, smash the stairs. Done.
This because zombies would never be able to get up there and I'd be able to live up there for a month with all the food in my house
 

Xanian

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In my current estate, I'm in a top floor apartment. I'll just slowly starve to death I suppose.

If I were back in my American home...well, my family lives in a fairly remote location with various vegetable plants and fruit trees, and it's up a hill, so I'm none too concerned.

We might board up a few of the windows...but otherwise it's pretty awesome. Makeshift barricade around the front yard and we're set.

Unless there are zombie dogs...then there might be issues.

Fucking digging zombie dogs.
 

Denos

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Put one couch at the bottom of the stairs and the second on the stairs, put the desks on the stairs, stack the dressers and matresse at the top, find any other lard items and stack them with the other stuff